Me: I'm an expert at identifying birds
Her: What about those ones flying over there?
Me: Yup, all birds
Her: What about those ones flying over there?
Me: Yup, all birds
February 22, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Me: I'm an expert at identifying birds
Her: What about those ones flying over there?
Me: Yup, all birds
Her: What about those ones flying over there?
Me: Yup, all birds
I breed racing deer – just trying to make a quick buck
August 3, 2023 at 4:04 PM
I breed racing deer – just trying to make a quick buck
Reposted by Andy Ryan
[restaurant]
WAITER: here’s your check
ME: can we split it
WAITER: yes of course
DATE: *reaches for card*
ME: no it’s cool me and the waiter got this
WAITER: here’s your check
ME: can we split it
WAITER: yes of course
DATE: *reaches for card*
ME: no it’s cool me and the waiter got this
August 2, 2023 at 2:32 PM
[restaurant]
WAITER: here’s your check
ME: can we split it
WAITER: yes of course
DATE: *reaches for card*
ME: no it’s cool me and the waiter got this
WAITER: here’s your check
ME: can we split it
WAITER: yes of course
DATE: *reaches for card*
ME: no it’s cool me and the waiter got this