Bryan Kastelan
@itsamebk.bsky.social
Comedian, Musician, Writer
Hollywood via Buffalo NY
Hollywood via Buffalo NY
We’re gonna need Raven’s help when they shred all the files.
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We’re gonna need Raven’s help when they shred all the files.
I knew I’ve seen that head tilt
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I knew I’ve seen that head tilt
Twister was the craziest movie based on a board game. Such a fascinating take.
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Twister was the craziest movie based on a board game. Such a fascinating take.
I don’t want to expand on this right now but couldn’t help but think of this cast and whatever the hell happened.
October 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I don’t want to expand on this right now but couldn’t help but think of this cast and whatever the hell happened.
Finally finishing the trilogy
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Finally finishing the trilogy
“HIM” drops on September 19th. Had the pleasure of scaring Tyriq Withers at a press event 🤣
September 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“HIM” drops on September 19th. Had the pleasure of scaring Tyriq Withers at a press event 🤣
“HIM” drops on September 19th. Had the pleasure of scaring Tyriq Withers at a press event 🤣
September 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“HIM” drops on September 19th. Had the pleasure of scaring Tyriq Withers at a press event 🤣
So excited to be performing with this hilarious lineup Thursday! See you there! www.eventbrite.com/e/latina-pro...
August 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So excited to be performing with this hilarious lineup Thursday! See you there! www.eventbrite.com/e/latina-pro...
Be careful Tom Hardy
July 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Be careful Tom Hardy
Trump every time Epstein is mentioned:
July 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Trump every time Epstein is mentioned:
I grew up watching the original Love Island
July 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I grew up watching the original Love Island
Me being the kid in my Sunday school class that watched Goosebumps and reported back.
June 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Me being the kid in my Sunday school class that watched Goosebumps and reported back.
Find someone that could drink both.
June 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Find someone that could drink both.
If I send you this, it means Trump and Elon had a Fallout
June 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If I send you this, it means Trump and Elon had a Fallout
Getting so Lit
(Electrolit)
(Electrolit)
May 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Getting so Lit
(Electrolit)
(Electrolit)
Thinking about you, thinking Ban Mi. That’s that me espresso.
May 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Thinking about you, thinking Ban Mi. That’s that me espresso.
Pink Peone Club, I’m gonna keep on plantin’ at the pink peone club
May 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pink Peone Club, I’m gonna keep on plantin’ at the pink peone club
Very excited to be performing in the Laugh Riot Grrrl Comedy Festival at Tao Comedy Studio on June 3rd at 7pm. Thank you @thebobbieoliver.bsky.social! Can’t wait! Eventbrite.com/e/lrgf-25showroom63-7pm-tickets-1355900688459
May 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Very excited to be performing in the Laugh Riot Grrrl Comedy Festival at Tao Comedy Studio on June 3rd at 7pm. Thank you @thebobbieoliver.bsky.social! Can’t wait! Eventbrite.com/e/lrgf-25showroom63-7pm-tickets-1355900688459
Get me to God’s country
March 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Get me to God’s country
Facebook trying to get me to tell people “Enjoy Your Birthday” instead of Happy Birthday:
March 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Facebook trying to get me to tell people “Enjoy Your Birthday” instead of Happy Birthday:
Less link in the bio, more Brink in the bio.
March 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Less link in the bio, more Brink in the bio.
“Make sure everything goes smoothly”
Me:
Me:
March 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“Make sure everything goes smoothly”
Me:
Me:
Participating in a new record!
March 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Participating in a new record!
Bringing this monologue to acting class
March 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Bringing this monologue to acting class
Sharing this just because
March 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sharing this just because