Bryan Kastelan
@itsamebk.bsky.social
Comedian, Musician, Writer
Hollywood via Buffalo NY
Hollywood via Buffalo NY
I knew I’ve seen that head tilt
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I knew I’ve seen that head tilt
@stephenking.bsky.social has distopian novels about walking and running. Going to sit as much as I can before this all goes down.
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social has distopian novels about walking and running. Going to sit as much as I can before this all goes down.
Halloween Drink Idea: The Exorcism of Emily Rosé
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Halloween Drink Idea: The Exorcism of Emily Rosé
Booked a surprise show in NYC this Thursday night! So thankful this came up. See you soon! www.tickettailor.com/events/laugh...
Tickets – Thursday October 30th 8:45 PM | Laughing Buddha Comedy Show @ Grisly Pear Midtown - Audience Tickets – Grisly Pear Midtown
Thursday October 30th 8:45 PM | Laughing Buddha Comedy Show @ Grisly Pear Midtown - Audience Tickets – Grisly Pear Midtown, Thu Oct 30, 2025 - Laughing Buddha Comedy features headliners you've seen on...
www.tickettailor.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Booked a surprise show in NYC this Thursday night! So thankful this came up. See you soon! www.tickettailor.com/events/laugh...
My my my tired face, my my tired face
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My my my tired face, my my tired face
Staying sane 24/6
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Staying sane 24/6
ill informed, as in feeling more ill the more informed you are
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
ill informed, as in feeling more ill the more informed you are
Social media is about both fighting fascism AND knowing there’s a new Hand That Rocks The Cradle remake that I’ll be watching.
October 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Social media is about both fighting fascism AND knowing there’s a new Hand That Rocks The Cradle remake that I’ll be watching.
Ben and Jerry have to reunite for “Impeaches and Cream”.
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ben and Jerry have to reunite for “Impeaches and Cream”.
Twister was the craziest movie based on a board game. Such a fascinating take.
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Twister was the craziest movie based on a board game. Such a fascinating take.
Some people never understood the political context of any art they’ve ever consumed. Embarrassing.
October 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Some people never understood the political context of any art they’ve ever consumed. Embarrassing.
No Kings. Trump would be rolling in his grave right now.
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
No Kings. Trump would be rolling in his grave right now.
If you’re against Antifa, I think it’s safe to say you support the Fa part.
October 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If you’re against Antifa, I think it’s safe to say you support the Fa part.
Headphones have been around for a minute now. I know this dude on the train should know what they are.
October 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Headphones have been around for a minute now. I know this dude on the train should know what they are.
You’re telling me this government has been open?
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You’re telling me this government has been open?
I don’t want to expand on this right now but couldn’t help but think of this cast and whatever the hell happened.
October 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I don’t want to expand on this right now but couldn’t help but think of this cast and whatever the hell happened.
This October I’m only eating from Ghost Kitchens.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This October I’m only eating from Ghost Kitchens.
I dated Tilly Norwood in high school.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I dated Tilly Norwood in high school.
Finally finishing the trilogy
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Finally finishing the trilogy
In NYC the last two weeks of October if there are any standup shows I could jump on! Appreciate you 🙏 m.youtube.com/watch?v=A7mI...
Bryan Kastelan New Standup Set
YouTube video by Bryan Kastelan
m.youtube.com
September 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
In NYC the last two weeks of October if there are any standup shows I could jump on! Appreciate you 🙏 m.youtube.com/watch?v=A7mI...
New study shows Flintstones Vitamins cause a sense of social justice.
September 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
New study shows Flintstones Vitamins cause a sense of social justice.
Reposted by Bryan Kastelan
Sometimes I bite through string cheese to save time, therefore I won’t be raptured. See you tomorrow.
September 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sometimes I bite through string cheese to save time, therefore I won’t be raptured. See you tomorrow.
Too many people are raging with the machine instead of against it.
September 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Too many people are raging with the machine instead of against it.
Make comedy legal again! Wait, not if it punches up and makes fun of us! Cancel comedy! Not funny. Really not funny. I have no sense of humor.
September 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Make comedy legal again! Wait, not if it punches up and makes fun of us! Cancel comedy! Not funny. Really not funny. I have no sense of humor.