Here, have a bonus cat. This is Waffles and, when he’s not sleeping, he’s a menace to society. #Caturday

Everything is just so…uuugh never mind. Have a cat.

...check up on yo strong friends...

OK, I get being a responsible adult… but, every day? Every single day? That seems a bit excessive.

The most challenging part of cooking is calculating the number of people I am.

I feel like things are so surreally bad that my brain has given up trying to rationalize anything and all that’s left inside of me are shitposts