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Allegra
@itsallegradarling.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ , animal lover, anti-MAGA, Lansing girlie finally getting to live her life.
Been a minute Blue place
October 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Boss bitch
July 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Pride baby!
June 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just a girl grocery shopping.
June 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Don’t normally put this into the ether. But…this is a thing. Whoever the fuck that is on the left is 6 years younger than the woman on the right.
June 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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if you're ever struggling with silence in a conversation, sometimes it's helpful to ask an ice breaker question! for example, you can ask the room "so what was everybody's first porn site?"
June 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Everyone is welcome here!
June 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Said goodbye to a cursed tattoo with my dead name today…

From it arose a Phoenix.
May 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Tucker (Golden) and Gizmo (Boston)
May 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
While I’ve always proclaimed myself a night owl, sometimes I wish my second wind wouldn’t come after a long but overall lovely day.

Oh well, I guess my dogs like it 😂
May 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Had to make due with the wardrobe of a 7th grade teacher or boss lady to try and fit in at a goth-themed night 😆
May 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Seems to be a birb trying to preen me.
May 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.

these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
May 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Which bunny listens to Depeche Mode?
May 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ice cream definitely hits different when the table is all wiggly and euphoria-eyed.
May 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Good evening.
May 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I felt defiantly cunty mowing my front lawn like this last night. I hope the neighbors didn’t mind (fuck em if they did…and not the good way 🤭)
May 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I've decided that from now on every day is trans day
Happy trans day of visibility everyone!!!!!
April 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Is there a special word for being smitten with a bunny? 🐰🥰
May 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A blue girl, with a blue car, who’s far from feeling blue 🥰
May 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
April 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Before I got so high I nearly couldn’t stand up to go back inside the bar…
April 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
New sign, wonder what the neighbors will think 🤔
April 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Ms. Pac-Man anyone?
April 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM