Alejandro
@itsalejandro.bsky.social
Just a dumb bitch, following other dumb bitches
SoCal is 🏡
SoCal is 🏡
Cherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Cherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛
Being an adult means being excited when your friend hits you up and says, “my neighbor went to Alaska on fishing trip, and he brought me back too much, you want some” and baby I have never said “yes” so fast in my life 😮💨
August 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Being an adult means being excited when your friend hits you up and says, “my neighbor went to Alaska on fishing trip, and he brought me back too much, you want some” and baby I have never said “yes” so fast in my life 😮💨
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hi yes, I’m a content creator on bluesky
August 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
hi yes, I’m a content creator on bluesky
Sometimes I think my handwriting was wasted by not being a teacher, cause I would make my boards the prettiest
July 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sometimes I think my handwriting was wasted by not being a teacher, cause I would make my boards the prettiest
I think I’m at the point in life where I’m okay with just porn, because to keep the company of men just seems too exhausting now for what little pay out there is, then again it’s been 6 years since I’ve gotten any
July 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think I’m at the point in life where I’m okay with just porn, because to keep the company of men just seems too exhausting now for what little pay out there is, then again it’s been 6 years since I’ve gotten any
The bar down the street from me uses Espolón for their well tequila (I know crazy right). Anyways they just ran out so now I’m getting my HH tequila soda with Casamigos 😈 cant be $8
July 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The bar down the street from me uses Espolón for their well tequila (I know crazy right). Anyways they just ran out so now I’m getting my HH tequila soda with Casamigos 😈 cant be $8
Scallion loaf, best one yet ❤️
July 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Scallion loaf, best one yet ❤️
First Tahoe, now Texas, oh Mother Nature is pissed
July 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
First Tahoe, now Texas, oh Mother Nature is pissed
Now that I am in the midst of an advanced legal research and writing class, I need something to play in the background. Any recs? I do love me a good a period drama
July 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Now that I am in the midst of an advanced legal research and writing class, I need something to play in the background. Any recs? I do love me a good a period drama
Perks of continuing education after 21, anywhere can be a place to study
June 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Perks of continuing education after 21, anywhere can be a place to study
Moira Rose was so right when she said “take a 1000 naked photos of yourself… you’ll look back on them with much kinder eyes.” Cause damn I was hot 🔥
June 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Moira Rose was so right when she said “take a 1000 naked photos of yourself… you’ll look back on them with much kinder eyes.” Cause damn I was hot 🔥
I roll to my cousins house and she has ducks?
June 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I roll to my cousins house and she has ducks?
Got bored, made brown butter blueberry sourdough muffins
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Got bored, made brown butter blueberry sourdough muffins
About to shuck the shit outta these
May 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
About to shuck the shit outta these
Oh my god, Justin Bieber is that you?!
April 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oh my god, Justin Bieber is that you?!
I really need to keep up with my cosmesuticules cause I had 2 women in past couple days think I was 23 or younger
April 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I really need to keep up with my cosmesuticules cause I had 2 women in past couple days think I was 23 or younger
Not this tinder match actually feeling like an actual match
April 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Not this tinder match actually feeling like an actual match
Finally roots have grown out enough to style
April 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Finally roots have grown out enough to style
I love my local bar, sent me home with a tequila soda ❤️
April 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love my local bar, sent me home with a tequila soda ❤️
I stg if these fuckers reschedule this appt cause their so backed up, im gonna be pissed 🤬
April 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I stg if these fuckers reschedule this appt cause their so backed up, im gonna be pissed 🤬
Only I get fraud alters for tipping excessively 🙄
April 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Only I get fraud alters for tipping excessively 🙄
Quads coming back, yes baby
April 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Quads coming back, yes baby
Gal Gadot is what would’ve happed to Tommy Wiseau, if he was younger and hot
March 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Gal Gadot is what would’ve happed to Tommy Wiseau, if he was younger and hot
Now why did my cousin have to come at me like that 🥲
March 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Now why did my cousin have to come at me like that 🥲
Wish someone would’ve told me how much my hair would smell post workout, pre-shower with a perm
March 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Wish someone would’ve told me how much my hair would smell post workout, pre-shower with a perm