Alejandro
@itsalejandro.bsky.social
Just a dumb bitch, following other dumb bitches
SoCal is 🏡
SoCal is 🏡
Cherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Cherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛
Also the loaf in question, she’s a big bitch
July 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Also the loaf in question, she’s a big bitch
Sometimes I think my handwriting was wasted by not being a teacher, cause I would make my boards the prettiest
July 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sometimes I think my handwriting was wasted by not being a teacher, cause I would make my boards the prettiest
The bar down the street from me uses Espolón for their well tequila (I know crazy right). Anyways they just ran out so now I’m getting my HH tequila soda with Casamigos 😈 cant be $8
July 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The bar down the street from me uses Espolón for their well tequila (I know crazy right). Anyways they just ran out so now I’m getting my HH tequila soda with Casamigos 😈 cant be $8
Scallion loaf, best one yet ❤️
July 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Scallion loaf, best one yet ❤️
Perks of continuing education after 21, anywhere can be a place to study
June 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Perks of continuing education after 21, anywhere can be a place to study
Moira Rose was so right when she said “take a 1000 naked photos of yourself… you’ll look back on them with much kinder eyes.” Cause damn I was hot 🔥
June 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Moira Rose was so right when she said “take a 1000 naked photos of yourself… you’ll look back on them with much kinder eyes.” Cause damn I was hot 🔥
I roll to my cousins house and she has ducks?
June 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I roll to my cousins house and she has ducks?
Got bored, made brown butter blueberry sourdough muffins
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Got bored, made brown butter blueberry sourdough muffins
About to shuck the shit outta these
May 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
About to shuck the shit outta these
Oh my god, Justin Bieber is that you?!
April 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oh my god, Justin Bieber is that you?!
Finally roots have grown out enough to style
April 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Finally roots have grown out enough to style
I love my local bar, sent me home with a tequila soda ❤️
April 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I love my local bar, sent me home with a tequila soda ❤️
Quads coming back, yes baby
April 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Quads coming back, yes baby
Now why did my cousin have to come at me like that 🥲
March 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Now why did my cousin have to come at me like that 🥲
Soft and springy, just like my ass
March 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Soft and springy, just like my ass
Only part of Temecula worth visiting
March 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Only part of Temecula worth visiting
Should I go back to this length?
February 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Should I go back to this length?
Think I finally cracked the code on getting height and softness into my sourdough
February 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Think I finally cracked the code on getting height and softness into my sourdough
Someone give me a food reviewing job
February 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Someone give me a food reviewing job
Sexiest pic I’ve ever taken
December 28, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Sexiest pic I’ve ever taken
This a reminder, don’t get so mad you throw your phone at a mirror - cause a shard could ricochet and fuck up your thumb
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 AM
This a reminder, don’t get so mad you throw your phone at a mirror - cause a shard could ricochet and fuck up your thumb
Prettiest loaf to date 🥹
November 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Prettiest loaf to date 🥹