Jack da Dogfather
@itsajack.bsky.social
I want to be better today than I was in my 20s, 30s, and 40s.
Mostly jokes, snark, and naive political opinions.
Be Good to Each Other.
Mostly jokes, snark, and naive political opinions.
Be Good to Each Other.
Man, that takes me back. There was this local spot near my college that made a mean schadenfreude with a side of baked beans on toast.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Man, that takes me back. There was this local spot near my college that made a mean schadenfreude with a side of baked beans on toast.
I had to read this five (5) times before I got it.
It's hell getting old.
Beautiful desserts!
It's hell getting old.
Beautiful desserts!
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I had to read this five (5) times before I got it.
It's hell getting old.
Beautiful desserts!
It's hell getting old.
Beautiful desserts!
Mmm. Mmm. Goop.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Mmm. Mmm. Goop.
I got: Handy Smurf! Not sure if I took the right quiz.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I got: Handy Smurf! Not sure if I took the right quiz.
OK, if you go to the corner of 4th and Main St. at 2:37 PM, there will be a chocolate mousse cake inside of a false cable switching box that is painted to look like a cow, or possibly with some sort of locally important imagery.
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
OK, if you go to the corner of 4th and Main St. at 2:37 PM, there will be a chocolate mousse cake inside of a false cable switching box that is painted to look like a cow, or possibly with some sort of locally important imagery.
I have it on good authority that James Joyce wrote this post.
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I have it on good authority that James Joyce wrote this post.
Shall I send cake?
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Shall I send cake?
An Ode to Mike Johnson (a poem):
Fire.
Your pants are on fire.
Fuck off now.
Fuck off tomorrow.
Fuck off forever, Mike No Johnson
Fire.
Your pants are on fire.
Fuck off now.
Fuck off tomorrow.
Fuck off forever, Mike No Johnson
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
An Ode to Mike Johnson (a poem):
Fire.
Your pants are on fire.
Fuck off now.
Fuck off tomorrow.
Fuck off forever, Mike No Johnson
Fire.
Your pants are on fire.
Fuck off now.
Fuck off tomorrow.
Fuck off forever, Mike No Johnson
Mark Wayne Mullin, seen here proving that while a slime mold may have evolved to put on a tie, it is still a slime mold.
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Mark Wayne Mullin, seen here proving that while a slime mold may have evolved to put on a tie, it is still a slime mold.
Love me some Dolly. Linda looks like she's performing in captivity though.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Love me some Dolly. Linda looks like she's performing in captivity though.
I'm convinced they are going to eventually go down more until they get to two episode season and ultimately rediscover movies as if they are a new thing.
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm convinced they are going to eventually go down more until they get to two episode season and ultimately rediscover movies as if they are a new thing.
That's amazeballs. Run on having a spine, a brain, and no intention of writing strongly worded letters and calling that fighting for the American people.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
That's amazeballs. Run on having a spine, a brain, and no intention of writing strongly worded letters and calling that fighting for the American people.
I've long thought that Megyn Kelly was really two pudding pops in an Ivanka wig, and now I'm thinking she may just be a slime mold.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I've long thought that Megyn Kelly was really two pudding pops in an Ivanka wig, and now I'm thinking she may just be a slime mold.
Have fun. The weather is nice right now. Enjoy your stay.
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Have fun. The weather is nice right now. Enjoy your stay.
That hoodwink by Senator Hoodie to become Senator Hoodie was one doozy of a screwing.
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
That hoodwink by Senator Hoodie to become Senator Hoodie was one doozy of a screwing.
She's like what a cop stache would be if it became sentient.
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
She's like what a cop stache would be if it became sentient.
You mean: The Fool's Golden Age?
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
You mean: The Fool's Golden Age?
Good luck! Call the sheriff and report them. Better to be safe than cinders.
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Good luck! Call the sheriff and report them. Better to be safe than cinders.
What's Psrong with her?
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
What's Psrong with her?
Now, let's get the new Dem rep from TX 18 sworn in so she can be 219 on that Epstein files doc.
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Now, let's get the new Dem rep from TX 18 sworn in so she can be 219 on that Epstein files doc.