Jack da Dogfather
@itsajack.bsky.social
I want to be better today than I was in my 20s, 30s, and 40s.
Mostly jokes, snark, and naive political opinions.
Be Good to Each Other.
Mostly jokes, snark, and naive political opinions.
Be Good to Each Other.
Did you grow up to be a blind jazz musician?
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Did you grow up to be a blind jazz musician?
These guys are so incompetent that it makes me think they do this stuff on purpose. It's amazing they can walk and breathe at the same time.
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 AM
These guys are so incompetent that it makes me think they do this stuff on purpose. It's amazing they can walk and breathe at the same time.
Insomnia sucks; a haiku:
I cannot fall asleep
This blows hairy goat nuggets
Was that seven sylls?
I hope your dreams are as pleasant as my hope to dream in the very near future.
I cannot fall asleep
This blows hairy goat nuggets
Was that seven sylls?
I hope your dreams are as pleasant as my hope to dream in the very near future.
January 15, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Insomnia sucks; a haiku:
I cannot fall asleep
This blows hairy goat nuggets
Was that seven sylls?
I hope your dreams are as pleasant as my hope to dream in the very near future.
I cannot fall asleep
This blows hairy goat nuggets
Was that seven sylls?
I hope your dreams are as pleasant as my hope to dream in the very near future.
I feel the same way.
January 15, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I feel the same way.
This is like yelling, "Parkour!" when you hop over a rain puddle.
January 15, 2026 at 9:57 AM
This is like yelling, "Parkour!" when you hop over a rain puddle.
If only some democrats would grow a spine and continually demand accountability of any type for the motherfucker.
January 15, 2026 at 7:44 AM
If only some democrats would grow a spine and continually demand accountability of any type for the motherfucker.
Are those cheese burger tacos?
January 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Are those cheese burger tacos?
Reposted by Jack da Dogfather
A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
When I was 12ish, my favorite sandwich was peanut butter and baloney on Mrs. Baird's thick sliced bread.
Now days, it's hard to beat a good ham on pumpernickle with pepper jack cheese and yellow mustard. I cannot stress enough that the ham must be good, like sliced off the bone roasted ham.
Now days, it's hard to beat a good ham on pumpernickle with pepper jack cheese and yellow mustard. I cannot stress enough that the ham must be good, like sliced off the bone roasted ham.
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
When I was 12ish, my favorite sandwich was peanut butter and baloney on Mrs. Baird's thick sliced bread.
Now days, it's hard to beat a good ham on pumpernickle with pepper jack cheese and yellow mustard. I cannot stress enough that the ham must be good, like sliced off the bone roasted ham.
Now days, it's hard to beat a good ham on pumpernickle with pepper jack cheese and yellow mustard. I cannot stress enough that the ham must be good, like sliced off the bone roasted ham.
I believe that's how my step-daug used to eat her pizza.
January 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I believe that's how my step-daug used to eat her pizza.
I've heard that including some spice/heat to pineapple pizza really improves it . Enjoy your pizza however you top it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I've heard that including some spice/heat to pineapple pizza really improves it . Enjoy your pizza however you top it.
I don't know anything about readers in France, and I know even less about French language, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express in Paris, TX, 10 years ago. So, I feel confident in saying: "Parisians do not read."
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I don't know anything about readers in France, and I know even less about French language, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express in Paris, TX, 10 years ago. So, I feel confident in saying: "Parisians do not read."
Cool. I've not played it. More of a GW2 player these days.
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Cool. I've not played it. More of a GW2 player these days.
With that much death, I can only assume that you are playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure, or Resident Evil 5.
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
With that much death, I can only assume that you are playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure, or Resident Evil 5.
Same. Endless, same.
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Same. Endless, same.
Just a Doordash away..
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Just a Doordash away..
Dear Congress people,
Get off your asses. Get on a plane, train, ship, or in a car, and get yourselves to DC and raise holy hell.
Quit whining on social media, and DO SOMETHING!
Get off your asses. Get on a plane, train, ship, or in a car, and get yourselves to DC and raise holy hell.
Quit whining on social media, and DO SOMETHING!
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Dear Congress people,
Get off your asses. Get on a plane, train, ship, or in a car, and get yourselves to DC and raise holy hell.
Quit whining on social media, and DO SOMETHING!
Get off your asses. Get on a plane, train, ship, or in a car, and get yourselves to DC and raise holy hell.
Quit whining on social media, and DO SOMETHING!
Reposted by Jack da Dogfather
I know in this age of Trump what’s right & wrong no longer matters, & the law no longer matters. So I’m probably just shouting into the wind, but…what we just did in Venezuela is immoral & illegal. And it makes us no different than any other dictatorial regime that invades another sovereign nation.
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I know in this age of Trump what’s right & wrong no longer matters, & the law no longer matters. So I’m probably just shouting into the wind, but…what we just did in Venezuela is immoral & illegal. And it makes us no different than any other dictatorial regime that invades another sovereign nation.
So... Trump has attacked Venezuela and abducted their President and First Lady.
Congratulations to the Turnip on driving much of South and Central America toward China and Russia.
Fuckstick.
Congratulations to the Turnip on driving much of South and Central America toward China and Russia.
Fuckstick.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
So... Trump has attacked Venezuela and abducted their President and First Lady.
Congratulations to the Turnip on driving much of South and Central America toward China and Russia.
Fuckstick.
Congratulations to the Turnip on driving much of South and Central America toward China and Russia.
Fuckstick.
That is a wonderful goal. To me, Christmas has always been the promise we try to keep to the hope we hold within ourselves.
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 AM
That is a wonderful goal. To me, Christmas has always been the promise we try to keep to the hope we hold within ourselves.
Not my favorite by any stretch, but the prancing is hilarious.
Billy Squier - Rock Me Tonite (HQ)
YouTube video by Otto Skorzeny
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Not my favorite by any stretch, but the prancing is hilarious.
May you slam dance into 2026 like:
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
YouTube video by BillyIdolVEVO
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
May you slam dance into 2026 like:
Is that Melissa Ethridge?
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Is that Melissa Ethridge?
🎶You're gonna take a walk in the rain and you're gonna get wet. 🎵
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
🎶You're gonna take a walk in the rain and you're gonna get wet. 🎵