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cooking salmon, taking names
One hell of a lie
October 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Burn flags all you want who gives a fuck
August 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Alien: Girth
August 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
🎶 Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon 🎶

🎶 Do you even know what the fuck a “blue corn moon” is? 🎶
August 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So funny when childrens book authors use obviously real names of teachers they once had

“Hi, welcome to class. My name is Ms. Woolhandler.”

Suuuuuure it is
August 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Honestly

Fuck microwaves, man

Hate them
August 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
July 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It’s so easy to not consume media that has Norman Reedus in it. Too easy
July 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
RIP Free Willy Foster Dad
July 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Gonna be funny when the first person eaten by an alligator is some high school dropout corrections officer
July 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
j-o motion: the show (aka the bear)
June 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Oh another boring ass Lorde album. Haven’t we suffered enough?
June 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m so good at picking and rooting for losing teams, I’m registering as a Republican
June 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Democrats Do Something Progressive Challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
they’re assembling the pervert megazord
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
June 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Loathe summer. Worst season by a mile. People pretend they like it, can you believe it?!
June 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“Summer of ‘99” instacart ad using 3eb’s 2000 single “never let you go”
June 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Well it’s just Glow On Pt 2

Not bad, not great
Would think Turnstile is 1996 U2 with how much press they’re getting

Here for it
June 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The Summer I Turned 2AM 7 Out Of 10 But It Works Out Because I Am Also Funny
June 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Would think Turnstile is 1996 U2 with how much press they’re getting

Here for it
June 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Literally nothing more tedious in pro sports than the end of an NBA game
June 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh thank god we now don’t have to all pretend to think Reputation was ackshully gud
May 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Shaking the salad to spread the dressing and my love handles are also shaking which is why I’m eating the salad
May 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Snyder Cut where Belle is just a furry and politely turns down the Beast once he transforms back to a human
May 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Darla from Finding Nemo is turning 30 this year, don’t forget to send a card
May 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Saving the worst Mission Impossible for last is a choice
May 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM