Mercury Retrograde...

Watch your mouth and be mindful of your actions these next couple weeks.

Not gonna lie. Chill guy meme sucks ass. "It's not even funny. *Insert stupid bullshit* but I'm just a chill guy." Dumb as hell.

I accidentally gave a fake $20 to the lunch lady. I was subbing for 6th grade and they were having pozole for lunch. My fat ass wanted some and I gave the lunch lady a fake 20 😭. She called me out too and I was sooo embarrassed!!!! I had $50 but they didn't have change. 😞

Got a free pixel watch 3 😼
Thanks Google Fi for the free watch 😘

I think I'm just going to put on noise canceling headphones for the next four years.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Fuck you Urban. I bought this online too! I need salt water.

X sucks.