Now begins the challenge of “How long can I hold in my pee because there’s a cat sleeping on me and it would be rude to disturb her”

We are two weeks out from 100 nights, and while I definitely do want to go, I also can’t deny how funny it would be for it to get cancelled a third time

It’s a brutal state of affairs when I need to actually cheer for the Eagles, but here we are.

Go birds, I guess

Oh God, Dallas fans have to try and recover from this Luka trade just in time to watch the Eagles play in the Super Bowl

I was trying to make this a joke, but that’s just frankly too brutal

They got Stephen A. calling into SportsCenter right now like this is Desert Storm

I wanted to go to bed an hour ago, but then the craziest trade in NBA history happened, so I guess I’ll be up for a bit longer

Snow is unbelievably good at falling only when I want to leave work

It’s been so long since I’ve actually posted on one of these sites. With hard work and time, maybe I can be just as unfunny as I was before