I'm only your bum
Of flesh and blood I'm made
I'm only your bum
Born to make mistakes

And they're all "Yes, Ringo!" because he's fucking Ringo.

Nobody knows what it's like, to be a dustbin, in Shaftesbury, with Whi-izz Bangs.

Oh no, The Whizz Bangs are here. I hope they don't put a drawing pin on my seat when I go to the toilet and make me jump up in the air and shout "YAROOOOOOOO!"

I've always loved James' voice since I first heard Stay Beautiful on Steve Wright In The Afternoon. I try to sing along to those early albums but it's like Alan Partridge on valentine's night at the Linton Travel Tavern. "It's...it's too high."

I've Started Something I Couldn't Finish.

Dunno about you guys but I'm forever accidentally doing nazi salutes, especially on podiums in front of loads of people.