Jay
banner
istarispartan.bsky.social
Jay
@istarispartan.bsky.social
Here for news & jokes mostly. Views are my own. I swear a lot. World expert on things, and stuff. Anime and games lover. Plotting to take over the world.
Dunno who needs to hear this but being a proper parent is not for the weak.

You have to be dedicated, patient and selfless to do it right.
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The lack of discomfort.
16. What is comfort to you?
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Enjoying peaceful silence.
13. What is boring as a kid but pure joy as an adult?
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
youtu.be/wmUy788_fuY?...

I'm a firm believer that the best songs are mostly the ones with depressing lyrics to an uplifting beat.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Averaging about a 7 but I'm still working on it. It's been a journey.
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, rate the love that you have for yourself.
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Food. Treats. Snacks.
4. How do you show kindness to yourself?
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Saturday morning cartoons.
Climbing trees.
Running around.
3. What is something that brought you joy as a child?
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My nephew. So pure, no pretences no fakeness. Just cuteness.
1. What puts a smile on your face?
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Had to take son shopping. He was wearing the one suit every day.

Not amused. But at least now he looks decent. I guess that's what credit cards are for 😐
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My hoodie for my website just dropped.

www.restinparadise.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It's the heels for me
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Reposted by Jay
Friendly reminder that Covid is airborne you fuckwits. You know, like smoke. If you want to avoid it, campaign for air filtration in public places and wear a mask thanks very much bye
a black and white photo of a cloudy sky with a plane flying through it .
Alt: a black and white photo of a cloudy sky with a plane flying through it . Although I can’t see a plane and it looks like smoke
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Who told me to go shopping while I was hungry. Now I'm back home with all sorts of crap I don't need.
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by Jay
Them:
As a man you must be high as hell if you love & dote on your person & within yourself express the full range of your emotional depth.

Me:
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think I'm gona treat myself to some kfc
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I really did need those long ass naps.

One thing about shift work I like is finishing work on a weekday morning and driving home to rest, as everyone else is driving in the opposite direction to start their day.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Wasp
Most useless Avenger is…
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In England?
'Come On Eileen'
Or something by Queen
Question 8:
If you were in a situation where the only thing that could save a life was to successfully start a sing-a-long with a random group of strangers, what song are you belting?
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
That doesn't compute. Awesome teachers also make their subjects interesting. If I disliked teachers then the subject was probably disliked too.
Question 4:
Was your favorite teacher in school teaching one of your least favorite subjects?
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Martial arts.
And sex.
Question 2:
What is your favorite form of exercise?
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
6'2" genuinely.
Question 1:
How tall are you?
Are you lying?
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mario Kart
Question 25:
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If your in my house and not paying hills your life is in my hands. Act right.

Having 8 legs ain't acting right.
Question 17:
Do you kill spiders if they’re in your house?
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM