Splotchy
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Splotchy
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· Dec 26
Elvis - SPLOTCHY
When I first started out as a computer programmer many years ago, there was a guy in my area who was a software consultant. He later became an employee, and later after that he became my boss. I liked...
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Telling an Elvis story that was told to me. Merry Xmas. isplotchy.com/blog/2024/12...
you’re one microscopic cog
In his catastrophic plan
two capri-suns in his red right hand
In his catastrophic plan
two capri-suns in his red right hand
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
you’re one microscopic cog
In his catastrophic plan
two capri-suns in his red right hand
In his catastrophic plan
two capri-suns in his red right hand
She’s posing for consumer products now and then
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
She’s posing for consumer products now and then
NEEEE-oh it’s a GLEETCH in the MAH-trix
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
NEEEE-oh it’s a GLEETCH in the MAH-trix
MORE TIMPANI IN GENERAL
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
MORE TIMPANI IN GENERAL
a glow-in-the-dark tooth swinging from your rear view mirror
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
a glow-in-the-dark tooth swinging from your rear view mirror
@mkupperman.bsky.social I didn’t know you were on here!!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
@mkupperman.bsky.social I didn’t know you were on here!!!
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a lot of these people try to spin their retrograde attitudes about gender as a form of women's empowerment by appealing to the idea that femininity has been undervalued. but they don't want to elevate the status of femininity, they just want women to be more feminine so they can undervalue them
You might have read something about Ross Douthat’s podcast last week. Becca Rothfeld reviews the new book by Leah Libresco Sargeant, one of the guests on that show. www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
Review | A conservative argues we need to value ‘women as women.’ But what does that mean?
Leah Libresco Sargeant argues that we need to better acknowledge human need and vulnerability, and that valuing women “as women” is a start
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
a lot of these people try to spin their retrograde attitudes about gender as a form of women's empowerment by appealing to the idea that femininity has been undervalued. but they don't want to elevate the status of femininity, they just want women to be more feminine so they can undervalue them
I feel like the Epstein emails are a pretty good consolation prize for ppl who missed the aurora borealis last night
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I feel like the Epstein emails are a pretty good consolation prize for ppl who missed the aurora borealis last night
“Waiting for the Can” - “Waiting for my Man” by The Velvet Underground #SongParodySuggestions
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“Waiting for the Can” - “Waiting for my Man” by The Velvet Underground #SongParodySuggestions
“She Quacked” - a parody of “She Cracked” by The Modern Lovers #SongParodySuggestions
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“She Quacked” - a parody of “She Cracked” by The Modern Lovers #SongParodySuggestions
“You are still on the fastest route.”
yeah, fuck you
yeah, fuck you
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“You are still on the fastest route.”
yeah, fuck you
yeah, fuck you
remember remember November 5th
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
remember remember November 5th
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pretty convinced Geert Wilders and Jimmy Page are the same person
October 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Pretty convinced Geert Wilders and Jimmy Page are the same person
A website listing all instances of the word “stinky” in song lyrics
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A website listing all instances of the word “stinky” in song lyrics
AWS stands for AWSHIIIIIIIT
October 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
AWS stands for AWSHIIIIIIIT
My kitchen is completely gutted and empty if anyone wants to come over and play in my jug band. Pretty good acoustics
October 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My kitchen is completely gutted and empty if anyone wants to come over and play in my jug band. Pretty good acoustics
Fun fact: corn are spiders
October 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fun fact: corn are spiders
Is The Wire creator David Simon still calling people doodlebugs or whatever it was on Twitter
October 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Is The Wire creator David Simon still calling people doodlebugs or whatever it was on Twitter
Anyone here have alerts set up for Louis L’Amour
September 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Anyone here have alerts set up for Louis L’Amour
I said this on Twitter years ago, but I’d like ppl here to know I think “clatter “ is a pretty cool word.
September 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I said this on Twitter years ago, but I’d like ppl here to know I think “clatter “ is a pretty cool word.