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Isobel
@isobel.bsky.social
producer, singer, songwriter, dj
from pet wife
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welcome to my page
Isobel
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i feel like i am the only one praying to charlie kirk every day
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
thea told me not to post this
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
preview from my forthcoming solo record
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
everybody always looks like they want to laugh at my jokes but are worried about disrespecting the less-funny people present. understandable
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ok now it’s very clear why trump had charlie kirk killed the day after the epstein birthday book was released
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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3 times in 2 months is way too much being sick. Please send me a present to make me feel better ❤️

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November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
when people say too much on a dating profile? 🚩
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Hey so I just found out I need another medical procedure, which is really not what I was hoping for!! I’m still only working part-time while I look for a full-time gig so here I am asking for help once again. Your support over these last few months means the world to me. gofund.me/0ffa6eda
Donate to Sarah’s medical expenses, organized by Sarah Kelly Shannon
I’m Sarah, a (former? I think?) sports editor living in Denver with my pug, Spruce. In Ju… Sarah Kelly Shannon needs your support for Sarah’s medical expenses
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November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
sure, i’m transgender but i just want to be very clear that i support everyone’s right to oppress me
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i love to be a woman
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
women are never attractive, in my dms, and offering me hundreds of dollars just for being me 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i do think i’ve lost height on HRT
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
excited to partner with DRAFT KINGS for the next pet wife album!
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
cuck schumer (red dot appears on my chest)
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
the only people i trust in this world are friends, acquaintances and strangers
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
they called me insane for eating camels and llamas
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
almost 100% story mode in ted lasso battle karts
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
everybody reminds me of me
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Isobel
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
if elected i will leverage a tax on Queer Joy
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
REALLY annoying that i just became anti-woke… i just have the worst timing
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
imagine how hot i would be if i transitioned to male
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
hello
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM