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dylan
@isntdylan.bsky.social
hiiii hi hello hi!!!
im just here to make silly jokes
they/them
im glad you didnt die on the toilet, i have mixed feelings about seeing you tell the world you didnt die on the toilet but on the other hand i think this is your right as a toilet survivor
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
nothing bad will ever happen to the prostitute street team nothing!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
*thinks about various conversations weve had and things youve told me* i would also describe you as very honest
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
criminal frankly
November 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
youve got that autistic swag it butters up all the art people
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
just think, you could go back to school, and none of your friends would tease you about it or bring it up in any way :)
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the person who feeds us hates this one weird trick to eat sink slop
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
big fan of this tableau
October 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
you should get the little nicky boobs
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
asking the piercing guy for nipple piercings, when you take of your shirt they start to sweat "where...."
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
excited to see you in toronto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
unfortunate but this makes sense
October 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
any chance youd ship the book to canada?
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
any chance to get the book to ship to canada? pretty please
October 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
gonna start renting that apartment, not to live in but just to learn bass in
October 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
happens to the best of us, snakes upon us all
October 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
no picture of the mascot?
October 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM