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hiiii hi hello hi!!!
im just here to make silly jokes
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If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.

Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
its a shame that they must feed every single blue jay to the dodgers in one big succulent post baseball meal, but we must respect tradition
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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For your 2025 album consideration!

What other record this year mixed punk, dance music, indie rock, bossa nova, and improvisation--all with only one instrument??

mikehuguenor.bandcamp.com/album/surfin...
Surfing the Web With the Alien, by Mike Huguenor
10 track album
mikehuguenor.bandcamp.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
getting watered must feel soooooo good if youre a plant
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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*guy who doesn't know what mochi is* hey can you get me some of those little foreskin icecreams
October 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
i cant be the only person who thinks there should have been an episode of regular show where mordecai and rigby explore each others bodies
October 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Onigiri hate to see me coming fr
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+
Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags
Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water
www.theguardian.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I will always take any opportunity to reiterate that xbox is on the BDS list
BREAKING: Microsoft is announcing big changes to Xbox Game Pass today. Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is getting more features, but it's going up to $29.99 a month. PC games + cloud are also coming to new Game Pass Essential + Premium plans. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/789424/...
Microsoft revamps Xbox Game Pass plans and hikes Ultimate to $29.99 a month
All Xbox Game Pass tiers are getting big changes
www.theverge.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
silksong is great every once in a while i tell all my friends that i met a new bug that made me sad
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i think trepanation would do a lot for me, air out the ol brain a little
September 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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fuck all the transphobes
September 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
getting tilted at silksong not because its hard but because theres a bug that made me SAD
September 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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ooohhhh you want to get 15% off your order so bad ooooh

shop is open TODAY at 5 pm CEST : D

skadedyr.bigcartel.com
September 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

#nsfw #censorship #canpoli

@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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small & easy ways to yell
Canada's C-2 bill is both a gross overreach of govt surveillance into citizen's privacy, as well as extremely anti-immigrant/racist!

please do not forget to sign this petition alongside the others if you are canadian. This bill is bad news, but we can beat it!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
September 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Have you seen the music video for Oils of Orange?

youtu.be/t3yc-C5lUhU?...
September 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
they dont make youtube videos like they used to www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofp_...
ノリアキ - unstoppable / Noriaki - unstoppable (2006)
YouTube video by 古屋雄作チャンネル
www.youtube.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Hey Canadian friends! Let's get this petition making the rounds to protest the censorship imposed by payment processors!!
It's easy, takes less than 5 minutes, and can affect real change here. ❤️

Let's blow this up!!!
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

#nsfw #censorship #canpoli

@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
tony hawks moving cattle
Howl’s Moving Cattle. look if I had to think it then you have to read it those are the rules
August 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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person from new zealand seeing a giant hairy man beast in the woods: oh my god is that a sisquitch
August 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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one very real, concrete way to help feed Gaza right now is through donating to World Central Kitchen
WCK’s mobile bakery in Gaza is currently producing 45,000 loaves of bread every day. With more supplies, including flour and fuel, we'd be able to more than double that daily output and support more Palestinian families in need. #ChefsForGaza
August 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
losing it at this oguri cap plushie
August 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
they should add roguelike elements to sex
August 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
@wayneradio.tv i was inspired by your stream and decided to eat two apples today
i forgot to take a picture of the other one so theres just this one, good luck in apple hell
August 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM