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Every headline out of America reads like "Supervillain makes law that says crimes can no longer be noticed. Stop noticing crimes immediately, or else"
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Every headline out of America reads like "Supervillain makes law that says crimes can no longer be noticed. Stop noticing crimes immediately, or else"
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If you need to steal, cheat or cancel elections to stay in power, it’s because you know how much everyone hates your guts.
August 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If you need to steal, cheat or cancel elections to stay in power, it’s because you know how much everyone hates your guts.
John Mulaney's last stand-up special is a modern retelling of Go Ask Alice and the except death by LSD is replaced by unplanned pregnancy
July 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
John Mulaney's last stand-up special is a modern retelling of Go Ask Alice and the except death by LSD is replaced by unplanned pregnancy
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Mom: "Eat something. You'll feel better.
Therapist: "Feel something. You'll eat better.”
Therapist: "Feel something. You'll eat better.”
July 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Mom: "Eat something. You'll feel better.
Therapist: "Feel something. You'll eat better.”
Therapist: "Feel something. You'll eat better.”
Once you go to enough therapy, you reach an important milestone: "porn is now completely unwatchable"
It didn't make me a prude, it just taught me that unmet needs rule our lives, and now all I can think is that she is certainly filling the wrong holes with the wrong things
It didn't make me a prude, it just taught me that unmet needs rule our lives, and now all I can think is that she is certainly filling the wrong holes with the wrong things
July 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Once you go to enough therapy, you reach an important milestone: "porn is now completely unwatchable"
It didn't make me a prude, it just taught me that unmet needs rule our lives, and now all I can think is that she is certainly filling the wrong holes with the wrong things
It didn't make me a prude, it just taught me that unmet needs rule our lives, and now all I can think is that she is certainly filling the wrong holes with the wrong things
Therapy for millennials is basically just the act of unlearning all the wicked and dysregulating shit they taught us about ourselves in the 1990s and 2000s.
July 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Therapy for millennials is basically just the act of unlearning all the wicked and dysregulating shit they taught us about ourselves in the 1990s and 2000s.
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How is everyone coping with the moral apocalypse?
One strategy I am using is that I am letting my yard grow feral because I'll be damned if I cater to the specific sensory needs of a generation who doesn't care if poor people live or die.
One strategy I am using is that I am letting my yard grow feral because I'll be damned if I cater to the specific sensory needs of a generation who doesn't care if poor people live or die.
June 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
How is everyone coping with the moral apocalypse?
One strategy I am using is that I am letting my yard grow feral because I'll be damned if I cater to the specific sensory needs of a generation who doesn't care if poor people live or die.
One strategy I am using is that I am letting my yard grow feral because I'll be damned if I cater to the specific sensory needs of a generation who doesn't care if poor people live or die.
This is our daily reminder that billionaires only exist so that the rest of us have to survive with less.
June 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This is our daily reminder that billionaires only exist so that the rest of us have to survive with less.
Having a husband who is in therapy is like updating your phone after 13 years and it sending you notifications like "wow, just had another feeling, can't wait to talk about it!" and "Sorry for being mean, I was fighting with the ghost of my mother again."
June 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Having a husband who is in therapy is like updating your phone after 13 years and it sending you notifications like "wow, just had another feeling, can't wait to talk about it!" and "Sorry for being mean, I was fighting with the ghost of my mother again."
@booker.senate.gov Tiktok wouldn't let me post a video with the word "Filibustanut", so I couldn't properly express my gratitude
April 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
@booker.senate.gov Tiktok wouldn't let me post a video with the word "Filibustanut", so I couldn't properly express my gratitude
America is what you get when you let 1600s England send all its personality disorders and religious extremists on a boat to Anywhere Else
February 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
America is what you get when you let 1600s England send all its personality disorders and religious extremists on a boat to Anywhere Else
America has filled my soft heart full of anger, and there is nothing more powerful than an angry woman.
January 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
America has filled my soft heart full of anger, and there is nothing more powerful than an angry woman.
After more than a decade serving Montana's impoverished populations, I've become something of an authority on the profound human suffering we allow when we let politicians continue to act like clowns and solve none of our problems
January 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
After more than a decade serving Montana's impoverished populations, I've become something of an authority on the profound human suffering we allow when we let politicians continue to act like clowns and solve none of our problems
The Christian community in rural Montana, where I grew up, was full of truly kind people of God. I saw so much kindness at the hands of people who are now stockpiling weapons and living in paranoid, isolated misery. The church sold their souls to MAGA and now they live hate-centered lives
January 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The Christian community in rural Montana, where I grew up, was full of truly kind people of God. I saw so much kindness at the hands of people who are now stockpiling weapons and living in paranoid, isolated misery. The church sold their souls to MAGA and now they live hate-centered lives
Unpopular opinion: it's okay to hug a republican. Our Christian neighbors spent their whole life learning that they can always trust the church. It's not your neighbor's fault that the church sold their souls. Those people are living lives ruled by isolation, fear, and misery
January 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Unpopular opinion: it's okay to hug a republican. Our Christian neighbors spent their whole life learning that they can always trust the church. It's not your neighbor's fault that the church sold their souls. Those people are living lives ruled by isolation, fear, and misery
How To Prevent Social Revolution 101: Manipulate the men into hating their neighbors and their community, so they never band together for change. Teach the men to hate anyone living a life they don't understand. Propagandize the notion that anything unfamiliar=threat
January 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
How To Prevent Social Revolution 101: Manipulate the men into hating their neighbors and their community, so they never band together for change. Teach the men to hate anyone living a life they don't understand. Propagandize the notion that anything unfamiliar=threat
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I'm hoping to get my hands on some nonsense-cancelling headphones by noon tomorrow.
January 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm hoping to get my hands on some nonsense-cancelling headphones by noon tomorrow.
I've known several elderly veterans who were literally starving and still refused to apply for SNAP benefits. The culture of shame in Montana keeps people down and keeps people miserable
January 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I've known several elderly veterans who were literally starving and still refused to apply for SNAP benefits. The culture of shame in Montana keeps people down and keeps people miserable
It you live in Montana, your (and my) middle-and-upper class comfort is built around the immense and indefinite suffering of thousands of Montanans. To be poor in Montana is to be systemically tortured by a failure of a social services system
January 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It you live in Montana, your (and my) middle-and-upper class comfort is built around the immense and indefinite suffering of thousands of Montanans. To be poor in Montana is to be systemically tortured by a failure of a social services system
Montana is hell on earth for impoverished populations. The suffering I've witnessed while working with the unhoused and underprivileged in my community would haunt you.
January 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Montana is hell on earth for impoverished populations. The suffering I've witnessed while working with the unhoused and underprivileged in my community would haunt you.
I spent 10 years trying to help impoverished Montanas and here is what I learned: Montana's policies and culture creates an actual living hell and immense suffering for thousands of my neighbors
January 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I spent 10 years trying to help impoverished Montanas and here is what I learned: Montana's policies and culture creates an actual living hell and immense suffering for thousands of my neighbors
Long-term solution to the disaster that is The United States: all women immediately stop reproducing the genes of cruel small-minded MAGA bullies. Problem solved in one generation
January 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Long-term solution to the disaster that is The United States: all women immediately stop reproducing the genes of cruel small-minded MAGA bullies. Problem solved in one generation