You’re not Punk (and I’m telling EVERYONE!)
@ismith.bsky.social
I’m an ad man who occasionally writes books.
“If you hear any noise, it’s me and the boys boppin.”
“If you hear any noise, it’s me and the boys boppin.”
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October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If your protest video elicits a snarky comment from a MAGA chump, it’s working.
October 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
If your protest video elicits a snarky comment from a MAGA chump, it’s working.
BLOCK the White House on Bluesky.
Do not give them any attention.
Block and move on.
Do not give them any attention.
Block and move on.
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
BLOCK the White House on Bluesky.
Do not give them any attention.
Block and move on.
Do not give them any attention.
Block and move on.
Trump has joined Bluesky.
This is why you block these accounts.
Trolling is political currency. They cannot exist where there isn’t oxygen, which is why they’re invading here. Don’t feed anything to them, don’t give their followers a target to fester on.
This is why you block these accounts.
Trolling is political currency. They cannot exist where there isn’t oxygen, which is why they’re invading here. Don’t feed anything to them, don’t give their followers a target to fester on.
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Trump has joined Bluesky.
This is why you block these accounts.
Trolling is political currency. They cannot exist where there isn’t oxygen, which is why they’re invading here. Don’t feed anything to them, don’t give their followers a target to fester on.
This is why you block these accounts.
Trolling is political currency. They cannot exist where there isn’t oxygen, which is why they’re invading here. Don’t feed anything to them, don’t give their followers a target to fester on.
I keep forgetting I have this app lmao
September 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I keep forgetting I have this app lmao
Shut up JD you’re the worst
Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you.
June 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Shut up JD you’re the worst
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mommy coming on line to defend your multi billion dollar nazi company is crazy
March 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
mommy coming on line to defend your multi billion dollar nazi company is crazy
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When I was a child I thought being dead meant you were still stuck in your body, just unable to move or talk. You could only think.
Which, in addition to being buried, is incredibly terrifying
Which, in addition to being buried, is incredibly terrifying
March 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
When I was a child I thought being dead meant you were still stuck in your body, just unable to move or talk. You could only think.
Which, in addition to being buried, is incredibly terrifying
Which, in addition to being buried, is incredibly terrifying
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They're forecasting high winds in my area. I've rented a bouncy house. I'm lying in it, untethered and waiting
March 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They're forecasting high winds in my area. I've rented a bouncy house. I'm lying in it, untethered and waiting
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Republican lawmakers in Utah are advancing a bill that would allow schools to fly swastika flags and Confederate flags while banning Pride flags.
www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
February 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Republican lawmakers in Utah are advancing a bill that would allow schools to fly swastika flags and Confederate flags while banning Pride flags.
www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
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Dying of preventable diseases to…uh…own the libs…?
February 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Dying of preventable diseases to…uh…own the libs…?
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OMG. The shit is hitting the fan tonight with Elon & his newly revealed latest baby momma. 🍿
February 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
OMG. The shit is hitting the fan tonight with Elon & his newly revealed latest baby momma. 🍿
Nobody:
My toddler:
My toddler:
sometimes thrashing around fixes you
January 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Nobody:
My toddler:
My toddler:
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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
Im having a cocktail to celebrate Elons defeat
In a leaked email, Elon Musk admitted his defeat on Twitter. "Our user growth is stagnant, revenue is unimpressive, and we’re barely breaking even," he wrote.
In Leaked Email, Elon Musk Admits Defeat on Twitter
Twitter's financials are still looking pretty dire — as owner Elon Musk himself admitted in a January email to staff reviewed by the WSJ.
futurism.com
January 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Im having a cocktail to celebrate Elons defeat
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Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣
Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely
Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that
Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day
Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely
Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that
Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day
January 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣
Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely
Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that
Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day
Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely
Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that
Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day
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Hi, I’m God.
Bluesky has crossed 29 MILLION USERS.
Fuck you, Elon!
Fuck you, Zuck!
Bluesky has crossed 29 MILLION USERS.
Fuck you, Elon!
Fuck you, Zuck!
January 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Bluesky has crossed 29 MILLION USERS.
Fuck you, Elon!
Fuck you, Zuck!
Bluesky has crossed 29 MILLION USERS.
Fuck you, Elon!
Fuck you, Zuck!
Finally gonna hit 10k followers on TikTok and it gets fucking banned 😂
Goddamnit
Goddamnit
January 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Finally gonna hit 10k followers on TikTok and it gets fucking banned 😂
Goddamnit
Goddamnit
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Women go nuts for a man who has what I call "toyota corolla values" (cheap, efficient, reliable). It also helps if he has a toyota corolla
January 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Women go nuts for a man who has what I call "toyota corolla values" (cheap, efficient, reliable). It also helps if he has a toyota corolla
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A common complaint.
December 26, 2024 at 9:33 PM
A common complaint.