My project this year is cooking one new soup out of here every month

shopping for food is so clutch. you can put it together to make meals

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

People will tell you Thanksgiving is about family or togetherness or America. Those people are wrong. Thanksgiving is about creating as many dirty dishes as possible

Asking the big questions like what if I visited yunnan

Making eggplant parm and remembering why I only make eggplant parm every 3 years

Trapped in a literal “me sowing/me reaping” situation with the number of green beans I planted rn.

I really like that the Chinese word 机, which means “machine” and is used in words like “cellphone” (手机 “hand machine”) and “airplane” (飞机 “flying machine”) also appears in the word for “loom” (织机 “weaving machine”). That’s the archetypical machine!

Oregon!

Grilling pro tip: you can just put your cast iron right on there.

Me trying to find old Twitter mutuals on every new social media

What if I went and saw Oldboy while my GF is out golfing lol

Met this guy at the hair salon today.