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大丈夫致命傷だ
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報われない時代
救われない未来
fondly remembering the news describing quake as "a virtual reality space used by hackers to train in the use of various weapons"
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
it's especially weird because max payne 1 is basically already a screenplay waiting for a direct adaptation. all they had to do was bunt and instead they pointed at the bleachers and whiffed it
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember when they made a max payne movie
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
we must build a wall
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
many such cases
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
the funniest one is when they tag your whole account but then still go in and individually tag specific posts to double-scold you. just contemptible little weenies
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
if a random internet poster is able to sway your idiot brother's political opinion in a single shitpost, he was far too big a moron to be useful or trustworthy anyway. genetically, this appears to make sense
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
you are catastrophically stupid
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
as of earlier this year, as you're approaching landing they show you a message on the seatback screens like "hey if you bring drugs here we're gonna fucking kill you fyi"
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
please get teargassed immediately
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
im fardibg and shiddj my pants
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
just as a datapoint i think the earliest identifiable "creepypasta" i remember was pokemon black, which dovetails a lot off of lavender town stuff creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pok%C3%...
Pokémon Black
I’m what you could call a collector of bootleg Pokémon games. Pokémon Diamond & Jade, Chaos Black, etc. It’s amazing the frequency with which you can find them at pawnshops, Goodwill, flea markets, an...
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pokémon_Black
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
that's probably the case; the model is inefficient but "fine" under most circumstances, but when it applies all sorts of extra rendering to it in this context (water, camera lod, transparency, etc) it's too much to handle. classic "didn't catch this edge case in testing" type stuff
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
moderately-informed guess is that this 2d Luigi is actually an insanely inefficient 3d model made of a gazillion intersecting planes that choke the system to render
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Reposted by 大丈夫致命傷だ
standing in Sinema’s fucked up closet
October 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
get teargassed immediately please
October 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
it rules and i hope something happens to make it stay partially demolished. i hope YA novel protagonists do parkour moves across the ruins
October 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's not unlike bitcoin guys gradually reinventing financial regulations as they realize what each one was for
October 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
seeing this photo and realizing that we live in the worst version of cyberpunk
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM