ISaidNope
isaiddont.bsky.social
ISaidNope
@isaiddont.bsky.social
People are ok, I guess. Sometimes.

Was ISaidDont on Twitter, if we were pals. (Hopefully)
I'm trying to decide if Trump's signature is based on one of his lie detector tests or on one of his last EKGs...
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I think that your snack getting stuck in a vending machine is secretly a population control mechanism/strategy by Big Vending.

#CrushedByVendingMachines #BigVending
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Saran Wrap never saran wraps for me.
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I'm watching the Wrinkles the Clown documentary and I'm realizing Child Psychologists just have no sense of humour.
August 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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“Hey look it’s couch fucker. You gonna fuck a couch buddy?”

Is goddamned hilarious.
Omg, JD Vance getting heckled by people yelling ‘COUCH F*CKER’ as he visits Union Station to survey Trump’s militarization of D.C.
August 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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D.C. TODAY…
August 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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They get to endure what we’ve had to for ten years.
August 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Greystar was using rent-setting algorithms from software company RealPage, the subject of a 2022 ProPublica investigation that showed the firm was helping landlords decide prices in a way that legal experts said could result in cartel-like behavior.

By @heathervogell.bsky.social
America’s Largest Landlord Makes Deal With DOJ to Settle Price-Fixing Claims in RealPage Case
Greystar, which manages nearly 950,000 apartments, has agreed to stop using “anti-competitive” algorithms to suggest rents. ProPublica previously showed how such software lets landlords set rents in a...
www.propublica.org
August 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I've realized just now that I've never in my life said anything along the lines of "I just need to freshen up."
March 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM