Isaac William Anderson
@isaacwanderson.bsky.social
Writer of incredibly dirty limericks, lover of professional wrestling
I can’t believe that Jack Black and Jason Momoa 69 in the Minecraft movie.
April 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I can’t believe that Jack Black and Jason Momoa 69 in the Minecraft movie.
You work out to “be healthy” and “look good”. I work out to be strong enough to defeat my nemesis, the semi truck driver who tried to drive me off the road at 6 am today.
March 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
You work out to “be healthy” and “look good”. I work out to be strong enough to defeat my nemesis, the semi truck driver who tried to drive me off the road at 6 am today.
WHAT A START TO A PLE #eliminationchamber
March 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
WHAT A START TO A PLE #eliminationchamber
Every Brandon Sanderson series has 3 things: a Christ figure, a magic system with clear rules, and a deeply repressed and extremely sexual social more.
February 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Every Brandon Sanderson series has 3 things: a Christ figure, a magic system with clear rules, and a deeply repressed and extremely sexual social more.
What’s a metaphor? It’s for stealing all your data like a fox in a henhouse, and it used to be for rating how hot women at Harvard are.
February 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
What’s a metaphor? It’s for stealing all your data like a fox in a henhouse, and it used to be for rating how hot women at Harvard are.
The Royal Rumble is by far my favorite PLE
February 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The Royal Rumble is by far my favorite PLE
For sale, baby timbs, never worn.
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
For sale, baby timbs, never worn.
Today’s activity is showing an extensive slideshow to a couple of friends explaining the importance and impact of Cody v Roman at Wrestlemania XL. Gonna be a great night, I have a themed menu and everything.
January 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Today’s activity is showing an extensive slideshow to a couple of friends explaining the importance and impact of Cody v Roman at Wrestlemania XL. Gonna be a great night, I have a themed menu and everything.
I went to karate today, and now I’m having a cocktail. I live like some kind of renaissance prince if instead of deciding international religious policy he had strong opinions on how Adolin and Kaladin should kiss on the mouth.
January 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I went to karate today, and now I’m having a cocktail. I live like some kind of renaissance prince if instead of deciding international religious policy he had strong opinions on how Adolin and Kaladin should kiss on the mouth.
Me at the gym: This is good, it will make my arms stronger which will make me better at playing mariachi music
January 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me at the gym: This is good, it will make my arms stronger which will make me better at playing mariachi music
Reposted by Isaac William Anderson
guys who have an imprisonment kink get all bricked up whenever you mention a cask of amontillado
January 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
guys who have an imprisonment kink get all bricked up whenever you mention a cask of amontillado
Reposted by Isaac William Anderson
Where's my new Animal Crossing to cope with during this strange and undesirable time period?
January 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Where's my new Animal Crossing to cope with during this strange and undesirable time period?
There once was a fellow from Munich,
Whose member hung long past his tunic,
One day swung a blade,
From its path it had strayed,
Said he “seems I’ve become a eunuch”
Whose member hung long past his tunic,
One day swung a blade,
From its path it had strayed,
Said he “seems I’ve become a eunuch”
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
There once was a fellow from Munich,
Whose member hung long past his tunic,
One day swung a blade,
From its path it had strayed,
Said he “seems I’ve become a eunuch”
Whose member hung long past his tunic,
One day swung a blade,
From its path it had strayed,
Said he “seems I’ve become a eunuch”
It seems I only have 2 kinds of days: Doctor Worm, and Evil Fucking Wizard, and by god it’s been a lot of Wizard.
January 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It seems I only have 2 kinds of days: Doctor Worm, and Evil Fucking Wizard, and by god it’s been a lot of Wizard.
I’ll know I’ve made it as a wrestler when someone posts a homoerotic edit of my opponent and me to a musical theatre song.
January 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’ll know I’ve made it as a wrestler when someone posts a homoerotic edit of my opponent and me to a musical theatre song.
Who was gonna tell me that the aliens from Season 1 Episode 2 of Doctor Who are rocking the ren faire Shreklace?
January 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Who was gonna tell me that the aliens from Season 1 Episode 2 of Doctor Who are rocking the ren faire Shreklace?