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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

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Making weird and maximalist MTG cubes.
Very occasionally horny on main.

https://cubecobra.com/user/view/5d856a7e0abb36733315df93

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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

I'm not going to take this bait. I'm not. I'm better than this.

November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

I do thank you for sending me down the rabbit hole of learning schemes and silver boarder cards ARE legal to name.

November 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

You got my hopes up but the comp rules say they're not cards. 😭

November 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

I'm choosing to manifest the reality Tau lives in tbh.

November 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

when the dorito war is happening and you gotta kill bobby-christine 😭

November 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Every time I read this card I long for a world where it's relevant.

November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Also obligatory "bounce lands work with that".

Selesnya Sanctuary
Land

This land enters tapped.

When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner’s hand.

{T}: Add {G}{W}.

Watermark: Selesnya

Illustrated by John Avon

November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Not lose.

Chance for Glory
{1}{R}{W}
Instant

Creatures you control gain indestructible. Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of that turn’s end step, you lose the game.

“It is not your time. The Legion still needs your blade.”

Watermark: Boros

Illustrated by Bram Sels

Glorious End
{2}{R}
Instant

End the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack, including this card. The player whose turn it is discards down to their maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and “this turn” and “until end of turn” effects end.)

At the beginning of your next end step, you lose the game.

Illustrated by Raymond Swanland

November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Well now I need to write a piece about the kinda impenetrable and surprisingly broad topic of what hybrid mana means in cube design, draft, and gameplay. So thanks for that, lol.

November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

It's very funny to see this done on a creature where it's toughness only marginally matters.

November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Also, Ashaya's kinda funny with the toph you're using, because she can die forever.

November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Pst. You wanna learn a neat trick?

Yedora, Grave Gardener
{4}{G}
Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid

Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may return it to the battlefield face down under its owner’s control. It’s a Forest land. (It has no other types or abilities.)

“Even in death, we never stop growing.”

5/5
Illustrated by Svetlin Velinov

November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

It is in fact the only reasonable possibility you haven't mentioned. It's always the efreet.

November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Earthbending feels so good. The rare that put in most work in my prerelease deck was secret tunnel. I really wanna build a deck with it but I kinda wanna do hardeheaded teacher storm. Tho a small part of me longs to put Kyoshi in the command zone.

Toph, Hardheaded Teacher
{2}{R}{G}
Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally

When Toph enters, you may discard a card. If you do, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you cast a spell, earthbend 1. If that spell is a Lesson, put an additional +1/+1 counter on that land. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that’s still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

3/4

November 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

I don't think nuts are supposed to do that.

November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Holy shit.

November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Twirl 2.

November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

@dylmorg.bsky.social this u?

November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

The classic mythic uncommon

Serra Angel
{3}{W}{W}
Creature — Angel

Flying

Vigilance (Attacking doesn’t cause this creature to tap.)

Her sword sings more beautifully than any choir.

4/4
Illustrated by Greg Staples

November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM