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Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Meant to attach this.

Ultima
{3}{W}{W}
Sorcery

Destroy all artifacts and creatures. End the turn.

“Such devastation … this was not my intention!”
—Gaius van Baelsar

Illustrated by Gintas Galvanauskas

November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

Me, wearing a white button down with rolled up sleeves and black pants. The photo is taken in my bathroom.

November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

I found this album the better part of a decade later but the vibes are immacculate and the songs flow into each other so well. Something Good and Breezeblocks still regularly get stuck in my head.

(An Awesome Wave by Alt-J)

The cover of Alt-J's 2012 album "An Awesome Wave". It depict what appears to be greenish roots reaching up through a blue-gray background.

November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Also obligatory "bounce lands work with that".

Selesnya Sanctuary
Land

This land enters tapped.

When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner’s hand.

{T}: Add {G}{W}.

Watermark: Selesnya

Illustrated by John Avon

November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Not lose.

Chance for Glory
{1}{R}{W}
Instant

Creatures you control gain indestructible. Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of that turn’s end step, you lose the game.

“It is not your time. The Legion still needs your blade.”

Watermark: Boros

Illustrated by Bram Sels

Glorious End
{2}{R}
Instant

End the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack, including this card. The player whose turn it is discards down to their maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and “this turn” and “until end of turn” effects end.)

At the beginning of your next end step, you lose the game.

Illustrated by Raymond Swanland

November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

You're casting a Demonic Consultation to exile your deck and win the game. What do you name?

That's Rough Buddy
{1}{W}
Instant — Lesson

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Put two +1/+1 counters on that creature instead if a creature left the battlefield under your control this turn.

Draw a card.

“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
—Sokka

Illustrated by Kazeto

November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Pst. You wanna learn a neat trick?

Yedora, Grave Gardener
{4}{G}
Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid

Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may return it to the battlefield face down under its owner’s control. It’s a Forest land. (It has no other types or abilities.)

“Even in death, we never stop growing.”

5/5
Illustrated by Svetlin Velinov

November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Earthbending feels so good. The rare that put in most work in my prerelease deck was secret tunnel. I really wanna build a deck with it but I kinda wanna do hardeheaded teacher storm. Tho a small part of me longs to put Kyoshi in the command zone.

Toph, Hardheaded Teacher
{2}{R}{G}
Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally

When Toph enters, you may discard a card. If you do, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you cast a spell, earthbend 1. If that spell is a Lesson, put an additional +1/+1 counter on that land. (Target land you control becomes a 0/0 creature with haste that’s still a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield tapped.)

3/4

November 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN!!!!

November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

The classic mythic uncommon

Serra Angel
{3}{W}{W}
Creature — Angel

Flying

Vigilance (Attacking doesn’t cause this creature to tap.)

Her sword sings more beautifully than any choir.

4/4
Illustrated by Greg Staples

November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Homemade tortilla chips. 🤤

November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

The art of the secret lair version of Mointain Goat. It's a line drawing of a mountain goat illustrated by John Darnielle. Next to the goat, float the words
STEVE,
OR BRIAN.

November 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Doing my part to keep Nazis off the school board.

Me, showing off my old man of the mountain I Voted Sticker. (i got the moose one last year so I though repeating it would be tacky)

November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Visiting my sister and I found that she still has Bejjnar on her window sill, but uh. Puberty has been weird to the little man.

Bejjnar, the lego dragon, but he seems to have been flattened vertically by like a giant trash compactor or some nonsense.

November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

This is my favorite idiot.

Khalni Garden
Land

This land enters tapped.

When this land enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token.

{T}: Add {G}.

November 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

NO!!!

A post on the mtg subreddit showing off a particularly adorable Appa card. User LochnessBallbag has used double brackets to summon the cardfetcher bot to link the card nuzzle. Adorable. However, the card does not exist.

The card it links to, Muzzle. This is bad. We do not muzzle appa. Appa is a good boy.

October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Sure, I could really use a pick-me-up of late.

You have really lovely freckles by the way.

A picture of me. I don't have the energy the describe it.

October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

As a bonus for making it to the end, look at this cool rainbow dress she wears in the comic books. Love seeing queer, disabled folks get their representation, and charlotte seems like a neat character. (Silly name aside)

Charlotte Webbed wearing a lovely ranbow dress and matching raunbow gloves, as well as sick purple gradient sneakers. She's in her wheelchair, with the infamous crutches strapped to the back. She looks gay as fuck and I love it.

October 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

*Charlie brown voice* I got a rock.

October 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

I just realized we got two flip aangs with a backside depicting him in the avatar state from different books watermarked appropriately. So I expect we get a UW waterbending aang where he's a big fish on the back, and a monowhite aang on the fire nation ship in episode 1.

October 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

There are two options!

Wan Shi Tong, All-Knowing
{3}{U}{U}
Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit

Flying

When Wan Shi Tong enters, target nonland permanent’s owner puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.

Whenever one or more cards are put into a library from anywhere, create two 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens with “This token can’t block or be blocked by non-Spirit creatures.”

4/4

October 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

What's paul's status is he available today?

A grisly murder scene with blood everywhere, two dead people, an axe, and an upturned chair.

The caption reads: CAPTION THIS WITH THE LAST TEXT YOU'VE SENT...

October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

I love her so much.

October 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

It got so much worse. (Went 0-2)

The same deck but without most of the bombs it started with.

October 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM

Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

@irreleverent.bsky.social

Blatant thievery. How it started. (It's not going well thus far)

Lands not pictured: Izzet Boilerworks, Rakdos Carnarium, Shadowblood Ridge, Dromar's Cavern 😭

My deck in blatant thievery. It is. Slow as fuck.

October 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM

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