David Aronchick
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David Aronchick
@ironyuppie.com
CEO, Expanso. Prev: Protocol Labs, MSFT, K8s, Kubeflow, GOOG, AMZN, etc. 4x founder/CEO. The universe is a vector in Hilbert space.
lol - Apple really giving up on the bootstrap concept (this is on a three year old iPad)
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
i wish i could make it my job to delete code. such a satisfying feeling.
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Are you generating data on-prem, at manufacturing, retail, IoT, edge? AND fan of @motherduck.com duck lake?

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December 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
man, there's something hilariously awesome/scary about this. Reminds me of that scene in Silicon Valley where Richard realizes the AI is decrypting and compressing the grammar errors.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
LOLLLLL
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My dinner is served
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This guy fucking CRUSHED IT.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My toxic trait is I think I could win this thing
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is an absurdly large croissant
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My contribution from this year
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don’t care what you say, this is what the internet was made for
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
this is what it looks like when you work with a company that doesn't actively hate their users.
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
TIL that before chilis migrated back from the Americas, Sichuan cuisine was not spicy!
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
LOL. I appreciate the candor here, but if an sec people tell you this, RUN.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
can i get a hell ya in the gc
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When you have a kid and they are more legit than you, there is no greater feeling
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
good case for this being the most annoying warning in all of computers
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Babe wake up new cuck chair just dropped
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Maybe I should move to Germany. I really do need more sausage metaphors in my life.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I (along with many others) was there!
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I get a lot of sms spam and never respond but this one is outstanding
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Man I think YouTube is winning this one
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
For those that think I’m exaggerating
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I love these mushrooms sm 🍄
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
this is an amazing line. (www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...)
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM