Úlfdís
@ironwoodwitch.bsky.social
I'm one of the witches they warned you about in the Hávamál.
Religious Studies & Gender, Sexuality & Women's Studies graduate of Temple University.
Anarchist, Heathen, Queer, Nerd, Flow.
They/She
IronwoodWitch.com
Religious Studies & Gender, Sexuality & Women's Studies graduate of Temple University.
Anarchist, Heathen, Queer, Nerd, Flow.
They/She
IronwoodWitch.com
At one point in my life, my brain absolutely shat the bed because I kept confusing "pareve" food with "gluten free" and it was while I was living with a nonbinary terf with coeliacs.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
At one point in my life, my brain absolutely shat the bed because I kept confusing "pareve" food with "gluten free" and it was while I was living with a nonbinary terf with coeliacs.
RFK Jr looks like a camel cigarette got a wish from a fairy and asked to become a real boy
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
RFK Jr looks like a camel cigarette got a wish from a fairy and asked to become a real boy
I wish tiktok had a commenters fund comparable to the creators fund, because my comment do numbers that my videos dont
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I wish tiktok had a commenters fund comparable to the creators fund, because my comment do numbers that my videos dont
It honestly infuriating that 90s parents were right about Marilyn Manson being evil, but for all the wrong reasons. They thought he was Satanic and a sexual deviant who had a rib removed to suck his own dick. Turns out he's (allegedly) a domestically abusive rapist. Right answer, wrong math.
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It honestly infuriating that 90s parents were right about Marilyn Manson being evil, but for all the wrong reasons. They thought he was Satanic and a sexual deviant who had a rib removed to suck his own dick. Turns out he's (allegedly) a domestically abusive rapist. Right answer, wrong math.
"Come Sail Away" by Styx is one of my favourite Kareoke songs, however i haven't yet figured out a good shtick of the solid one minute long synth break in the middle.
November 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Come Sail Away" by Styx is one of my favourite Kareoke songs, however i haven't yet figured out a good shtick of the solid one minute long synth break in the middle.
TFW you have a 45 item Instacart order and see your shopper isnt a man
two women are standing next to each other with their mouths open and one of them is wearing an orange coat .
ALT: two women are standing next to each other with their mouths open and one of them is wearing an orange coat .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
TFW you have a 45 item Instacart order and see your shopper isnt a man
My GP: Ok so for your sciatica, we're finally do more muscle relaxers -
Me: yay!
My GP: -...and Gapapentin
Me: Like my cat!
My GP: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Me: yay!
My GP: -...and Gapapentin
Me: Like my cat!
My GP: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My GP: Ok so for your sciatica, we're finally do more muscle relaxers -
Me: yay!
My GP: -...and Gapapentin
Me: Like my cat!
My GP: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Me: yay!
My GP: -...and Gapapentin
Me: Like my cat!
My GP: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I know it's besides the point, but I feel like Ingrassia thinks there are only 7 circles of hell when there are 9. Unless he's being incredibly ironic (7th circle is circle of violence & MLK was famously non violent)
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I know it's besides the point, but I feel like Ingrassia thinks there are only 7 circles of hell when there are 9. Unless he's being incredibly ironic (7th circle is circle of violence & MLK was famously non violent)
I can't focus on anything past RFK picking his gross ear on TV. How does a Kennedy have such poor media awarenes?
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I can't focus on anything past RFK picking his gross ear on TV. How does a Kennedy have such poor media awarenes?
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Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World https://theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221/
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World https://theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221/
I desperately need readers to understand the difference between a hero and a protagonist
September 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I desperately need readers to understand the difference between a hero and a protagonist
Everyone who thinks the texts between Tyler and his roommate are faked bc they sound weird has never met a Mormon.
September 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Everyone who thinks the texts between Tyler and his roommate are faked bc they sound weird has never met a Mormon.
My partner had no idea what a discord kitten was, which is the greenest of flags
September 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My partner had no idea what a discord kitten was, which is the greenest of flags
The first person to try and use 9/11 as an excuse to have not done something is David B, a kid I went to school with who tried to beg for extra time on our senior poli-sci summer project, which was due 9/12. He obviously failed both the project and the excuse, but an attempt was made. #neverforget
September 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The first person to try and use 9/11 as an excuse to have not done something is David B, a kid I went to school with who tried to beg for extra time on our senior poli-sci summer project, which was due 9/12. He obviously failed both the project and the excuse, but an attempt was made. #neverforget
There is no more anxious feeling one can experience than watching a delivery app get closer and closer desperately waiting for laxatives to arrive
September 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There is no more anxious feeling one can experience than watching a delivery app get closer and closer desperately waiting for laxatives to arrive
TFW you leave a heartfelt & emotional comment about something on reddit, but forgetting to switch accounts so the heartfelt comment is attached to your naughty reddit account 😳 #reddit
August 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
TFW you leave a heartfelt & emotional comment about something on reddit, but forgetting to switch accounts so the heartfelt comment is attached to your naughty reddit account 😳 #reddit
I think the fact that I discovered Max Canon's "Red Meat" comic when I was 15 after they started being posted online explains a lot about my sense of humor now.
August 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I think the fact that I discovered Max Canon's "Red Meat" comic when I was 15 after they started being posted online explains a lot about my sense of humor now.
It's extremely weird to see a distant relative (my grandfathers 3rd cousin) pop up in the latest episode of Some More News
August 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's extremely weird to see a distant relative (my grandfathers 3rd cousin) pop up in the latest episode of Some More News
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Many ancient homes all over the world had no private kitchens/food prep spaces, period! Especially if you were poor!
This is why the discovery of a largely-intact "fast food" shopfront in Pompeii was such a huge deal, a few years ago. These places rarely survive the passage of time.
Many ancient homes all over the world had no private kitchens/food prep spaces, period! Especially if you were poor!
This is why the discovery of a largely-intact "fast food" shopfront in Pompeii was such a huge deal, a few years ago. These places rarely survive the passage of time.
July 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
💯💯💯
Many ancient homes all over the world had no private kitchens/food prep spaces, period! Especially if you were poor!
This is why the discovery of a largely-intact "fast food" shopfront in Pompeii was such a huge deal, a few years ago. These places rarely survive the passage of time.
Many ancient homes all over the world had no private kitchens/food prep spaces, period! Especially if you were poor!
This is why the discovery of a largely-intact "fast food" shopfront in Pompeii was such a huge deal, a few years ago. These places rarely survive the passage of time.
Computer, make a note: make an OnlyFans, but blur out and further pay wall feet pics
July 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Computer, make a note: make an OnlyFans, but blur out and further pay wall feet pics
So little crime in america is done by immigrants that i cant even find a guestimate percentage. But i can find stats showing that 75-85% of crime is done by men. Maybe we should be deporting men.
July 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
So little crime in america is done by immigrants that i cant even find a guestimate percentage. But i can find stats showing that 75-85% of crime is done by men. Maybe we should be deporting men.
Superman is an excellent movie about the importance of investigative journalism and freedom of the press.
July 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Superman is an excellent movie about the importance of investigative journalism and freedom of the press.
Listening to someone read a sex scene from a Bond novel and I need to know if Flemming had any children because it sounds like this man has never had sex before.
July 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Listening to someone read a sex scene from a Bond novel and I need to know if Flemming had any children because it sounds like this man has never had sex before.
Idk why buy i feel like #Superman is absolutely a ska guy. You cant tell me he's not bopping around to Reel Big Fish.
youtu.be/hI3phMUjPjk?...
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Reel Big Fish - “Brown Eyed Girl” Live in Anaheim (Pro Filmed)
YouTube video by ReelBigFishVIDEOS
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July 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Idk why buy i feel like #Superman is absolutely a ska guy. You cant tell me he's not bopping around to Reel Big Fish.
youtu.be/hI3phMUjPjk?...
youtu.be/hI3phMUjPjk?...