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Irontuna
@irontuna.bsky.social
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We may never be angels, but we’re lousy with the spirit.

Librarian in the city: bibliographical odd-jobs; will catalog for food.

Free non sequiturs.
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Simpsons screenshot. Monty Burns is talking to Abe Simpson who is standing in the rain with his pants around his ankles. Burns says: CAN'T YOU GO FIVE SECONDS WITHOUT HUMILIATING YOURSELF?
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Simpsons screenshot. Moe is hooked up to a lie detector: he has just admitted to ogling the models in the sears catalog (as on does). He says: I DON'T DESERVE THIS KINDA SHABBY TREATMENT.
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Simpsons screenshot: Homer and several other characters are at the bottom of a deep hole. Text: NO, NO. DIG UP, STUPID.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Simpsons screenshot: Marge says: WELL, I ALSO HAVE A SONG TO SING. DON'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND UNTIL YOU HEAR BOTH SONGS.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Simpsons screenshot: “That’s the joke.” Larry summers did not in fact become radioactive. None of the powerful democrats ever cared
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Simpsons screenshot: Bart says: NOW, THIRD WAY’S SCORING OFF ME
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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[everbody]: Why are you like this?

[me]:
The motto of the gifted program they put me in: There Is No Heavier Burden Than A Great Potential
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Time magazine headline: Why Do So Many Couples Look Alike? Here's the Psychology Behind the Weird Phenomenon
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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This makes me think I need to lean more about the Bee Gees:
"Space Oddity" is a song by the English singer-songwriter David Bowie. It was first released on 11 July 1969 by Philips and Mercury Records as a 7-inch single, then as the opening track of his second studio album, David Bowie. Produced by Gus Dudgeon and recorded at Trident Studios in London, it is a tale about a fictional astronaut named Major Tom; its title and subject matter were partly inspired by the film 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) and Bowie's feelings of alienation at that point in his career. Its sound departed from the music hall of his debut album to psychedelic folk inspired by the Bee Gees; it was one of the most musically complex compositions he had written up to that point
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Simpsons screenshot. More is talking to Marge on the phone. He says: UH, NUMBER ONE: I'VE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE.
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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America’s bravest boy
Profile picture of Blake Herzinger @bdherzinger.bsky.social a shitty lying troll. His bio: I like big navies and I cannot lie. Navy Reservist | CIMSEC | Asian Security | ex-AEl, USSC, Twitter, Pacific Forum, US Pacific Fleet | Proud Idahoan | Opinions mine, but you're welcome to adopt them He claims to be in the navy reserve but he lives in Singapore? Anyway, he’s a lying piece of shit Simpsons screenshot of a man in a sailor suit spraying water from a hose. Text: HOSING THE STAINS OFF A MONUMENT. YOURE IN THE NAVAL RESERVE: AMERICA'S 17TH LINE OF DEFENSE
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Reno 911 still: I was murdered!
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Does it come in Dvorak?
Screenshot of iPhone keyboard set to Dvorak keyboard. And man, it is hard to use when you’re used to qwerty
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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So people are going to say Doolittle or Paul’s Boutique and I already mentioned On Fire a few days ago so I’m gonna go in a completely different direction and say this:
Cover of God’s Balls by Tad
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Subscribe to my sleestak
A sleestak. A lizard person from land of the lost
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Who’s in Rhinebeck?
Tote bag from Rhinebeck sheep and wool festival. A sheep wearing an orange scarf with a black background with flowers and yarn balls. Text: 2025 New York State sheep & wool festival est. 1980
October 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Holy shit! Patrick Stickles has a time machine!
Guy in the audience of a 1982 Discharge show in Washington DC who looks suspiciously like Titus Andronicus singer Patrick Stickles
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Me reading this:
Screenshot from the Simpsons. Homer says to Marge: FOR ONCE, MAYBE SOMEONE WILL CALL ME "SIR" WITHOUT ADDING, "YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE."
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Screenshot from the Simpsons: Bart says WHAT AN ODD THING TO SAY.
September 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Screenshot of the Simpsons. A lawyer says: LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT THE WITNESS MADE THE DRINKY-DRINKY MOTION.
September 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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My condolences. I lost this guy last year and I’m still sad about it
Angry octopus mug I got from some guy at a craft fair at mccarren park in like 2007. RIP
September 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Never forget.
9-11 memorial cheese plate
September 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Weird how this keeps happening
Screenshot of search results for hortman. Why Barry?
September 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I guess some people count more than others 🤷‍♂️
Screenshot of search results for hortman from the Brennan center who are very upset about Charlie Kirk, human thumb
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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“We need strong branding that people will remember. And that lets them know that we’re down to get freaky”
C-nario logo. Looks like blue anal beads. Why does this logo look like anal beads? Who thought that was a good idea?
September 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM