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he/him |🏳️🌈|📍escapee from whore island
sitting down in my chair in front of my computer at my desk, all of which were manufactured in china, to read the news
May 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
sitting down in my chair in front of my computer at my desk, all of which were manufactured in china, to read the news
just plugged in the air purifier and it turned red
April 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
just plugged in the air purifier and it turned red
i mean i knew chatGPT was ass but it really made up a birthday for her *and* made her a year older! why would anyone use this garbage??
January 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i mean i knew chatGPT was ass but it really made up a birthday for her *and* made her a year older! why would anyone use this garbage??
going to a gay person’s house is always so interesting
January 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
going to a gay person’s house is always so interesting
damn it’s actually snowing in atlanta
January 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
damn it’s actually snowing in atlanta
just found out the popular bar i got roofied at is closing
January 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
just found out the popular bar i got roofied at is closing
everyone involved with this is going to hell and i’m so serious
January 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
everyone involved with this is going to hell and i’m so serious
two bottoms don’t make a top, burger king
December 23, 2024 at 12:03 AM
two bottoms don’t make a top, burger king
climate change is bad but i do enjoy being able to have a summer shandy in the middle of december
December 10, 2024 at 10:31 PM
climate change is bad but i do enjoy being able to have a summer shandy in the middle of december
some guy on twitter, living in SF, reveals that he continuously scrapes citibike location data for nyc (!!) then attempts to identify the bike that the killer was using, narrowing it to one.
the killer wasn’t on a citibike though. so an innocent person will get harassed.
the killer wasn’t on a citibike though. so an innocent person will get harassed.
December 4, 2024 at 10:33 PM
some guy on twitter, living in SF, reveals that he continuously scrapes citibike location data for nyc (!!) then attempts to identify the bike that the killer was using, narrowing it to one.
the killer wasn’t on a citibike though. so an innocent person will get harassed.
the killer wasn’t on a citibike though. so an innocent person will get harassed.
society if we got december off instead of having to pretend to work all month
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 PM
society if we got december off instead of having to pretend to work all month
this is computer-science phobic 😤
December 2, 2024 at 3:13 PM
this is computer-science phobic 😤
10/10 would drink again💧
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
10/10 would drink again💧
insane how my wordle stats make a perfect bell curve
September 5, 2024 at 1:49 PM
insane how my wordle stats make a perfect bell curve
me noticing all my friends and family are having birthdays and trying to figure out what 9 months before march is
March 26, 2024 at 2:04 AM
me noticing all my friends and family are having birthdays and trying to figure out what 9 months before march is
i know this is about a person but it’s hard not to read “penix” as a gender-neutral word for “dick”
December 2, 2023 at 2:27 AM
i know this is about a person but it’s hard not to read “penix” as a gender-neutral word for “dick”
tomorrow’s NYT above-the-fold: Hamas/Al-Qaeda to Attack Israel with Fentanyl Bombs, “Woke” Mob Supports
November 13, 2023 at 3:02 AM
tomorrow’s NYT above-the-fold: Hamas/Al-Qaeda to Attack Israel with Fentanyl Bombs, “Woke” Mob Supports
it’s truly an amazing combination of words! haven’t been able to get it out of my mind since i saw it here 😭
September 30, 2023 at 10:24 PM
it’s truly an amazing combination of words! haven’t been able to get it out of my mind since i saw it here 😭
you’ve heard of old fucks, get ready for
September 11, 2023 at 1:41 AM
you’ve heard of old fucks, get ready for
mama bear was 27 and dressed like this, ur not gonna convince me to have kids before 30 😭
August 28, 2023 at 10:26 PM
mama bear was 27 and dressed like this, ur not gonna convince me to have kids before 30 😭
