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he/him |🏳️🌈|📍escapee from whore island
the best part about my “don’t honk at me my dad is dead” bumper sticker is that i forget i have it until i see someone in my rearview reacting to it
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the best part about my “don’t honk at me my dad is dead” bumper sticker is that i forget i have it until i see someone in my rearview reacting to it
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why’s it always gotta be crazy style? why don’t y’all bounce on it in a way that honors god
July 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
why’s it always gotta be crazy style? why don’t y’all bounce on it in a way that honors god
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I'm thinking Apple should add a blue tint to the liquid glass and call it "aqua"
June 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm thinking Apple should add a blue tint to the liquid glass and call it "aqua"
not fun being the only bitch serving cunt when nobody else is serving at all 😒
May 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
not fun being the only bitch serving cunt when nobody else is serving at all 😒
when you’re gorgeous, your problems solve themselves. so if you’re ever having to work to solve a problem, it’s because you’re not pretty enough. never forget that
May 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
when you’re gorgeous, your problems solve themselves. so if you’re ever having to work to solve a problem, it’s because you’re not pretty enough. never forget that
mary, after being hailed on the first attempt: did you even try??
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
mary, after being hailed on the first attempt: did you even try??
i love my roomba, because i’ll put it right on top of the fucking rug i want it to clean and it’ll just go straight off and vacuum the concrete around it instead. technology!!
May 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i love my roomba, because i’ll put it right on top of the fucking rug i want it to clean and it’ll just go straight off and vacuum the concrete around it instead. technology!!
45 minutes into the willow pill show and it still hasn’t started lol
May 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
45 minutes into the willow pill show and it still hasn’t started lol
sitting down in my chair in front of my computer at my desk, all of which were manufactured in china, to read the news
May 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
sitting down in my chair in front of my computer at my desk, all of which were manufactured in china, to read the news
trump admin just said companies can put salmonella and prion disease directly into our food and then sell it to us. but i guess we decided this was okay when we let companies force us back to work in-person during a pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
trump admin just said companies can put salmonella and prion disease directly into our food and then sell it to us. but i guess we decided this was okay when we let companies force us back to work in-person during a pandemic
as it happens, farming out essential government functions to private corporations was an awful idea. who could’ve seen this coming except everyone
April 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
as it happens, farming out essential government functions to private corporations was an awful idea. who could’ve seen this coming except everyone
the one saturday i get up early and rush to the gym and it’s the one day they open late. so we’re really all just standing here outside the doors hoping someone comes before our preworkouts wear off
April 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
the one saturday i get up early and rush to the gym and it’s the one day they open late. so we’re really all just standing here outside the doors hoping someone comes before our preworkouts wear off
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
just plugged in the air purifier and it turned red
April 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
just plugged in the air purifier and it turned red
i can tell it’s april fools, this rent is a fucking joke!!!
April 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i can tell it’s april fools, this rent is a fucking joke!!!
i can’t stand a “do you have a moment to connect”-ass coworker. what could you possibly have to say to me that you couldn’t just type??
March 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
i can’t stand a “do you have a moment to connect”-ass coworker. what could you possibly have to say to me that you couldn’t just type??
diem’s not gonna carpe itself
March 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
diem’s not gonna carpe itself
men want me
fish want me
i am attractive to multiple species
fish want me
i am attractive to multiple species
March 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
men want me
fish want me
i am attractive to multiple species
fish want me
i am attractive to multiple species
moving sucks ass but there’s nothing like your first night in a new place ✨
March 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
moving sucks ass but there’s nothing like your first night in a new place ✨
i mean i knew chatGPT was ass but it really made up a birthday for her *and* made her a year older! why would anyone use this garbage??
January 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i mean i knew chatGPT was ass but it really made up a birthday for her *and* made her a year older! why would anyone use this garbage??
what’s up with people calling other people “humans” now instead of…people
January 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
what’s up with people calling other people “humans” now instead of…people
really starting to believe that higher-ups in government realized the US is collapsing too fast to be saved, so they’re stripping the cooper out of the walls before it all burns down
January 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
really starting to believe that higher-ups in government realized the US is collapsing too fast to be saved, so they’re stripping the cooper out of the walls before it all burns down
“C.R.E.A.M.” Abdul-Jabbar
January 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“C.R.E.A.M.” Abdul-Jabbar