Anna Lussenburg — The Inconvenient Ironist
@ironistanna.bsky.social
Satirical zoologist & absurdist chronicler of the modern world.
Home of 𝘊𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘴.
Come for the duck, stay for the prophecy.
theinconvenientironist.substack.com
Home of 𝘊𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘴.
Come for the duck, stay for the prophecy.
theinconvenientironist.substack.com
Brought to you by the cat that invents EVERYTHING!
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Brought to you by the cat that invents EVERYTHING!
Crump’s thoughts on that subject.
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Crump’s thoughts on that subject.
His Majesty has spoken. Tribute accepted in tuna. He's run out of room for all his gold.
October 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
His Majesty has spoken. Tribute accepted in tuna. He's run out of room for all his gold.
I wanted to add, I’m glad I’ve found you. I love all things satirical.
October 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I wanted to add, I’m glad I’ve found you. I love all things satirical.
I did a crumpism today on this very topic!
October 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I did a crumpism today on this very topic!
Issued as an immediate decree by Crump the Cat — Golden Genius of Everything.
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Issued as an immediate decree by Crump the Cat — Golden Genius of Everything.