Crump is always bigly upset when anyone questions his golden reputation. #satire #humor #parody

He's just SO full of himself! To enjoy more of my work, you can also subscribe to my substack at theinconvenientironist.substack.com or visit my website at www.theinconvenientironist.com #humor

Another regime-change disaster in the making. #humor

Crump’s thoughts on that subject.

They say cats have nine lives. I think he thinks he has nine angles—all golden. #humor #satire #politics #parody

Sometimes it appears progress means flattening history, and adding chandeliers. For more crumpisms and humour from the menagerie, subscribe here and/or to my Substack.
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Just the absurd sort of thing you’d expect from some corporate entity when it meets with limits to growth. This time it’s a chicken but....it’s the kind of absurd corporate manifesto jargon you hear all the time. To hear more of Celeste the chicken's absurdities, subscribe.
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Celeste the Chicken unveils her methane-based miracle: The Fart Economy™. Renewable gas, infinite growth, slightly nauseating.
Read the keynote at the link below.
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Here's today's crumpism. For more crumpisms to brighten your day and the odd societal comment from one of my other menagerie of opinionated animals thrown in, subscribe. #parody #satire #humor #humour #satirememes

I did a crumpism today on this very topic!

First day on Bluesky. I’ve brought the animals.
Crump’s renamed the platform “Goldsky.”
Dilly approves. The frog remains skeptical. #Satire #Humour #Crumpism