The artist formerly known as IronFerret
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ironferret.bsky.social
The artist formerly known as IronFerret
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Iron, loosely arranged in the general shape of a ferret.

This year I’m going to be less shit and more good!
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telling my kid this is aqua teen hunger force
Iconic (Jiwoo, Haewon and Bae from Nmixx):
May 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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sometimes... sometimes anime isn't a mistake
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.
December 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Only recently discovered LDS and LSD are two different things. A lot of things are starting to make more sense.
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Randolph, the mauve-nosed reindeer, didn’t get the acclaim or recognition his brother did.
December 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Go Go Gadget Coping Mechanism
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Three men walk into a bar.
One says “I’ll have some H2O”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O too”
The third man says “I’ll have some H2O3”

The bartender pours the first man some water, the second man hydrogen peroxide, and as he goes to open the Trioxidane container it explodes.
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The architect who designed the office building we rent in is absolutely a Level Designer.
August 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Source: it came to me in a fever induced hallucination.
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Show me a fictional character that altered your brain chemistry.
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Why yes, I am halfway through my second set of 60 minute long F-Zero Big Blue extended mix.

I’m going to burn this song into my brain until my tinnitus sounds like it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Beaten, but
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My Bluesky wrapped said my posts are in the top 4% of most depressing shit it’s ever seen.
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
No autocorrect, I don’t want you to correct food to good, food is a word I use frequently. Fuck off.
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
🎶 Last Christmas, you gave me my heart. 🎵

And I said: “how did you get this?”
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Asked windows to extract a zip file. Windows crashed. Rebooted and asked winrar, worked fine.

I love you winrar, I’m going to buy another license.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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This too.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM