Iris
iris-hn3.bsky.social
Iris
@iris-hn3.bsky.social
Professional home protector.
Don’t fuck with the amusement park.

Hello Neighbor 3 parody account
throw it through my window jacob
May 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm not letting you borrow any of my CDs anymore
Also please disinfect them before you give them back
This reply worries me deeply
May 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I did, but some freak keeps breaking it
March 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The invite list is very strict, maybe next year roller skate lady
March 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Wah wah wah TRY THE BRAKES
February 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m waiting.
February 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Yeah, ever seen one work? Yeaaah, no.
February 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
At least I can communicate with mine
February 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I saw it happen you mildly hit the front of your car at like, five miles per hour, man
February 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You put that money back now. The crows need it for their crow health
February 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
isn’t your only friend like, dead?
February 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
you were an adorable baby, cone man. Here’s a pic my mom took when I was four, heart emoji
February 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Thanks
February 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I was cubic once too, nick this is cubist I think
February 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You’re only noticing this now?
February 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hey man don’t make fun of his baby pics
February 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
No
February 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
That’s awesome. Did you win?
December 5, 2024 at 11:22 PM
i so gotta check this out
December 5, 2024 at 7:21 PM
thanks for the offer, man but I can't abandon my bricks. they mean too much to me
December 4, 2024 at 9:17 PM
lol yea
December 4, 2024 at 9:12 PM