Iris
@iris-hn3.bsky.social
Professional home protector.
Don’t fuck with the amusement park.
Hello Neighbor 3 parody account
Don’t fuck with the amusement park.
Hello Neighbor 3 parody account
I'm getting so sick of Jacob hoarding the head of The Fucker™️. What do you even do with it man @jacobhn3.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm getting so sick of Jacob hoarding the head of The Fucker™️. What do you even do with it man @jacobhn3.bsky.social
Carrying @jacobhn3.bsky.social to the hospital because he can’t stop crashing his car. sign guy please stop wreckin the billboard down the road from his house. Jacob hasn’t got the best eyesight and this is the fifth time this week he’s had to get his car repaired
February 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Carrying @jacobhn3.bsky.social to the hospital because he can’t stop crashing his car. sign guy please stop wreckin the billboard down the road from his house. Jacob hasn’t got the best eyesight and this is the fifth time this week he’s had to get his car repaired
If this sign guy messes up my festival one more time im losing it, man
February 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If this sign guy messes up my festival one more time im losing it, man
December 5, 2024 at 7:57 PM
@jacobhn3.bsky.social PLEASE give me my bricks back, man. that "blanket" you left me was an old burrito wrapper. that's sick, man. not in a good way
December 4, 2024 at 6:03 PM
@jacobhn3.bsky.social PLEASE give me my bricks back, man. that "blanket" you left me was an old burrito wrapper. that's sick, man. not in a good way
@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social pay up.
also, thanks for finishing him off, @guesthn2.bsky.social
turns out he's fairly explosion proof
also, thanks for finishing him off, @guesthn2.bsky.social
turns out he's fairly explosion proof
The (former) Mayor of Raven Brooks presumed dead after witnesses reported hearing explosions and screams in the forest after he entered it.
December 3, 2024 at 7:44 PM
@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social pay up.
also, thanks for finishing him off, @guesthn2.bsky.social
turns out he's fairly explosion proof
also, thanks for finishing him off, @guesthn2.bsky.social
turns out he's fairly explosion proof
came back to the Banner's roof and my pile of bricks was gone. what the hell, man. not cool. who did this?
December 3, 2024 at 6:08 PM
came back to the Banner's roof and my pile of bricks was gone. what the hell, man. not cool. who did this?
seven dollars is a LOT.
my dude, Willy. vote Andrew, for sure
my dude, Willy. vote Andrew, for sure
@randomrbcitizen.bsky.social dude I will literally give you 7$ if you vote for me.
Polling data suggests securing Willy`s vote might be essential to winning the election in Raven Brooks
December 3, 2024 at 6:00 PM
seven dollars is a LOT.
my dude, Willy. vote Andrew, for sure
my dude, Willy. vote Andrew, for sure
does anyone know a decent place to stay in Raven Brooks? this journalist guy just blares shitty loud music all night, i can hear it from the roof. i've tried putting rocks in my ears but it won't drown out the noise. somebody, PLEASE
November 17, 2024 at 10:31 PM
does anyone know a decent place to stay in Raven Brooks? this journalist guy just blares shitty loud music all night, i can hear it from the roof. i've tried putting rocks in my ears but it won't drown out the noise. somebody, PLEASE
i’m not too sure that journalist dude knows i’m living on top of the news station yet
November 14, 2024 at 8:50 AM
i’m not too sure that journalist dude knows i’m living on top of the news station yet
throwing rocks off the top of the news station to see if i can hit anyone, feel free to join in
November 10, 2024 at 10:38 PM
throwing rocks off the top of the news station to see if i can hit anyone, feel free to join in