I don’t care how old I am, I’ll always fuck with a lunchable

I ain’t getting shit done at work tonight 😑

*opens fridge*

Mmmhhh salad sounds good

*opens freezer*

But pizza sounds better

US RESIDENTS: you can now receive 4 more FREE rapid COVID test kits from the government!! special.usps.com/testkits

thinking about one of the hardest Economist headlines of all time

The California Senate has approved unemployment pay for striking workers

I usually mute instead of block, but I have to say, after muting so many accounts that post furry content or dick pics, the experience on this site has improved tenfold. Nothing against those accounts, just not what I want to see

when i complete 1 chore

Why Elon Musk's promotion of vicious, relentless bigotry against Jews and trans people like his daughter is not about "free speech." This is the best metaphor I've seen for the garbage fire that X has become. [gift link] www.nytimes.com/2023/09/10/o...