Ashby
@iotdamned.org
Some call me a posh lad
Others call me a homewrecker
I call myself a student
Bayern FC fan
Amsterdam, The Netherlands, but I am a Sussex boy. GB baby
#SlavaUkraine #teamblue
No DMs thanks
Others call me a homewrecker
I call myself a student
Bayern FC fan
Amsterdam, The Netherlands, but I am a Sussex boy. GB baby
#SlavaUkraine #teamblue
No DMs thanks
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Ashby
@iotdamned.org
· Aug 21
My new little brother: Zeke Charles (yes, Charles as in the King). Born today at 1:00 PM BST. I’m celebrating like a responsible older sibling… with a drink in hand in Rouen, France. 🍻 What’s everyone else up to? Here’s to Zeke! 😀😀#zeke
So fucking funny!
A guy from Cisco rang my BF, saying porkies about something.
"You are Cisco, telling me you can't do your job on Cisco products, and you are asking me to do the work?"
... 😅
"Are you high?"
... 😅
"I am so goddamn mad!!!!!!!"
😂😂😂
A guy from Cisco rang my BF, saying porkies about something.
"You are Cisco, telling me you can't do your job on Cisco products, and you are asking me to do the work?"
... 😅
"Are you high?"
... 😅
"I am so goddamn mad!!!!!!!"
😂😂😂
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
So fucking funny!
A guy from Cisco rang my BF, saying porkies about something.
"You are Cisco, telling me you can't do your job on Cisco products, and you are asking me to do the work?"
... 😅
"Are you high?"
... 😅
"I am so goddamn mad!!!!!!!"
😂😂😂
A guy from Cisco rang my BF, saying porkies about something.
"You are Cisco, telling me you can't do your job on Cisco products, and you are asking me to do the work?"
... 😅
"Are you high?"
... 😅
"I am so goddamn mad!!!!!!!"
😂😂😂
It is 230 this variety show is still going on live.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It is 230 this variety show is still going on live.
I'm watching the "Le Meilleur Du Plus Grand Caberet Du Monde" at 130. There is no sign of it ending, help me or kill me now please
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm watching the "Le Meilleur Du Plus Grand Caberet Du Monde" at 130. There is no sign of it ending, help me or kill me now please
Tried to get on Come Dine With Me Teen… turns out I’m too interesting for them. Couldn’t handle the energy, those mugs. Absolute yawners.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tried to get on Come Dine With Me Teen… turns out I’m too interesting for them. Couldn’t handle the energy, those mugs. Absolute yawners.
Reposted by Ashby
Pig 🐖 with lipstick.
I've got a stash of shitty frozen pizzas for visitors with basic tastes. Look at that disgraceful POS. I doctored it up with chorizo and herbs de Provence + garlic. Bloody gourmet mate. 🤣
I've got a stash of shitty frozen pizzas for visitors with basic tastes. Look at that disgraceful POS. I doctored it up with chorizo and herbs de Provence + garlic. Bloody gourmet mate. 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Pig 🐖 with lipstick.
I've got a stash of shitty frozen pizzas for visitors with basic tastes. Look at that disgraceful POS. I doctored it up with chorizo and herbs de Provence + garlic. Bloody gourmet mate. 🤣
I've got a stash of shitty frozen pizzas for visitors with basic tastes. Look at that disgraceful POS. I doctored it up with chorizo and herbs de Provence + garlic. Bloody gourmet mate. 🤣
@chezdon.co.uk you could have been an amazing youtuber
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
@chezdon.co.uk you could have been an amazing youtuber
I've listened to a group of Spurs fans bitch and moan for a long time. A long long time.
October 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've listened to a group of Spurs fans bitch and moan for a long time. A long long time.
Reach out to me. Reach out to anyone.
This video is super important — it really shows how mental illness and addiction can affect anyone, especially military who’ve been through so much. If you’re struggling, you’re not alone, and it’s okay to ask for help. Please reach out — talking can save lives.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRGR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRGR...
Disturbed - A Reason To Fight [Official Live Video]
YouTube video by Disturbed
www.youtube.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reach out to me. Reach out to anyone.
Powderfinger - These Days (Final Live Performance)
YouTube video by Powderfinger
www.youtube.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This video is super important — it really shows how mental illness and addiction can affect anyone, especially military who’ve been through so much. If you’re struggling, you’re not alone, and it’s okay to ask for help. Please reach out — talking can save lives.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRGR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRGR...
Disturbed - A Reason To Fight [Official Live Video]
YouTube video by Disturbed
www.youtube.com
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This video is super important — it really shows how mental illness and addiction can affect anyone, especially military who’ve been through so much. If you’re struggling, you’re not alone, and it’s okay to ask for help. Please reach out — talking can save lives.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRGR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRGR...
Do you want wine or a back scratch?
October 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Do you want wine or a back scratch?
How do i communicate how happy I am???????????
October 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
How do i communicate how happy I am???????????
My Dutch class is banging. Yesterday I learned "Geregistreerd partnerschap" and how to say it. The words are translated as 'civil partnership' for what it is worth.
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My Dutch class is banging. Yesterday I learned "Geregistreerd partnerschap" and how to say it. The words are translated as 'civil partnership' for what it is worth.
I painted my fingernails black and didn't staighten my hair
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I painted my fingernails black and didn't staighten my hair
September 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#bullshark3
The Emperor's New Clothes 😀
The Emperor's New Clothes 😀
September 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
#bullshark3
The Emperor's New Clothes 😀
The Emperor's New Clothes 😀
"BULL SHARK 3. i’m back, i’m loud, and i’m dragging u all under with me. 🌊💀 #BullShark3" #booktok
September 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"BULL SHARK 3. i’m back, i’m loud, and i’m dragging u all under with me. 🌊💀 #BullShark3" #booktok
Here I am, battling the dishwasher and enduring the latest Murders in the Building snoozefest… and the boyfriend’s sawing logs like a pro. Absolute legend truly peak performance.
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Here I am, battling the dishwasher and enduring the latest Murders in the Building snoozefest… and the boyfriend’s sawing logs like a pro. Absolute legend truly peak performance.
I’m busy perfecting my skin hydration routine while watching Nobody 2. Honestly, the moisturiser’s got more plot development than the film.
September 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’m busy perfecting my skin hydration routine while watching Nobody 2. Honestly, the moisturiser’s got more plot development than the film.
The movie Weapons was shit
September 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The movie Weapons was shit
Yet another brilliant summer
September 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yet another brilliant summer
If you see me at 2AM with a Mona Lisa smile… mind your business.
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you see me at 2AM with a Mona Lisa smile… mind your business.