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drmistytang.bsky.social
#startrek #t'pol #enterprise
April 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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malcolmreeddaily.bsky.social
#StarTrek #StarTrekENT
Malcolm Reed from the Star Trek: Enterprise episode: Silent Enemy. He is in the armoury and looking scruffier than usual.
April 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
whoever wrote this line was spitting facts back in 2004. it’s still relevant today

(i also want to point this out because there are people saying “star trek isn’t political” and, uh….)
captain jonathan archer on cold station 12, looking slightly to the right. text reads: “Whenever a group of people start believing they're better than everyone else the results are always the same.” star trek: enterprise 04x05. screencap from trekcore.
April 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
star trek doll meme now presenting: war criminal captain.

he comes with the space suit, the flight suit, a beagle, a phase pistol, and a communicator – everything you need to go commit war crimes in the expanse!
text at the top reads “star trek: enterprise” in smaller letters and then “war criminal captain” in the enterprise font. left: photo of jonathan archer from trekcore, wearing the space suit and holding the helmet. right (top down vertically): gold striped uniform, porthos the beagle, phase pistol, and communicator.
April 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
enterprise au where everything is the same except there's a magic starbucks onboard and archer drinks caramel frappuccinos
captain archer is in the captian's mess, looking to the left with his eyebrows raised. in the original image i think he's holding a breadstick or something, but i photoshopped in a starbucks caramel frappuccino with the cup and iconic green straw into his hand instead. so now it looks like archer's drinking a frappuccino. star trek enterprise 02x02. screencap from trekcore. (poorly) edited by me.
February 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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nomnomroko.bsky.social
good old ENT 👏😌
(have a bonus Porthos :D)
February 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
happy president's day to MY president
star trek enterprise 01x02, screencap from trekcore. captian archer is sitting in a chair on the side of his ready room with porthos the beagle. porthos has his head turned towards archer, who's giving him pets. it's a really adorable shot.
February 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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punkonbuslives.bsky.social
this is the only president I'm honoring on president's day
The Federation President from Star Trek VI saying "this president is not above the law."
February 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
Happy President's Day 🖖🏿

Stacey Abrams (born 9 December 1973; age 51) is an American politician from Georgia who made a guest appearance as the President of United Earth in the Star Trek: Discovery fourth season episode "Coming Home".

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screenshot from Star Trek Discovery featuring Georgia Representative, Stacey Abrams.
February 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
enterprise au where where every time archer is being stupid, t’pol throws his water polo ball at him
February 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
tomorrow is valentine’s day, but for those who want something platonic:
more cursed valentine’s day cards! this one features tendi (star trek: lower decks) on a green background similar to her skin tone. she’s got her right hand by her face as if whispering something and pointing at herself with her left hand. the text in comic sans reads “you can be MY science bestie!” with a blank to/from indicator as always. tendi is taken from trekcore’s screencap gallery (season 4 episode 1). edit by me.
February 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
everyone keeps saying “enterprise is so horny” but like i don’t wanna hear the complaining there were NO misses on that cast
February 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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seanferrick.bsky.social
There is NO LGB without the T.
a transgender flag with the words trans lives matter on it
ALT: a transgender flag with the words trans lives matter on it
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February 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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reforest-kelley.bsky.social
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Weyoun: "you see, I really like Deep Space 9 and I like you."
February 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
please forgive me for this. happy trip tucker thursday everyone
cursed valentines memes featuring a character on a colored background with bad pickup lines and a to/from indicator in comic sans. this one is trip tucker (star trek: enterprise) wearing a long sleeve tan button-up shirt and dark pants on a blue background. he's got the shirt pulled up to expose his abs and the growing cluster of cells on the side of his body because he's pregnant. yes, canon mpreg. the text says "i'd carry your baby" in big comic sans with "(and be a perfect gentleman)" below it. of course, it also has TO and FROM, which are intentionally left blank. trip taken from trekcore's screencap gallery from ENT season 1 episode 5. edit by me.
February 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
Black History Is Star Trek 🖖🏿

Actor Cirroc Lofton (born 7 August 1978; age 46) played the regular role of Jake Sisko on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

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screenshot from Star Trek Deep Space Nine featuring actor Cirroc Lofton in the role of Jake Sisko.
February 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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yumenosix.bsky.social
"did you ever finish coloring the archer

no ulterior motive" - @goodboyporthos.bsky.social
Jonathan Archer's disembodied head smiling I guess? Not sure how else to describe this but he is very uwu
February 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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huxleyravenwood.bsky.social
Text on map of Gulf of Mexico (which Trump calls Gulf of America) says: "If we can call a body of water a new name, I feel like we can all call trans people by their names and pronouns, too."
February 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
cursed valentines memes featuring a character on a colored background with bad pickup lines and a to/from indicator in comic sans. this one is quark (star trek: lower decks version) holding his hands in a typical ferengi pose, giving a devious little smile. the caption reads “i’ll hold onto you like you’re GOLD PRESSED LATINUM!” with the to/from indicators. TO and FROM are intentionally left blank. quark taken from trekcore's screencap gallery from LWD season 3 episode 6
February 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
4 days to valentine's day and the trek valentines continue
cursed valentines memes featuring a character on a colored background with bad pickup lines and a to/from indicator in comic sans. this one is leonard 'bones' mccoy (star trek: the original series version) smiling on a light lavender background. the text says "dammit, i'm a doctor, not a valentine" / "...but i'll make an exception" with the to: and from: indicators. TO and FROM are intentionally left blank. mccoy taken from trekcore's screencap gallery from TOS season 2 episode 15
February 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.
February 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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hippiescubasteve.bsky.social
T'Pol: "Not that interesting? No sense of humor? Always complaining?"

From E119

#StarTrek #StarTrekENT
A shot of T'Pol holding up the key that will unlock Archer's hand restraint as she give him the stare-down. They are on the Enterprise. From E119
February 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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goodboyporthos.bsky.social
alright how are we feeling yall
star trek enterprise - shockwave (i found this in a discord server, they said it’s from shockwave, but didn’t say if it was part 1 or part 2). it’s a very zoomed in picture of porthos the beagle who looks quite pissed off and agitated. he’s giving the camera a dirty look and sitting on captain archer’s lap. the text on top reads “damn, it’s february 2nd already?” and the text on bottom reads “what’s next? february 3rd? fuck this”
February 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM