I simultaneously did and didn't want that.

The fact that this does not appear to have happened AT ALL tells us something: Trump doesn’t have the cops. He’s got ICE and technically the FBI? Abut actual COPS aren’t on his side.
And there may well soon come a day when that fact becomes INCREDIBLY important…

I used to work with people with learning disabilities, and I regularly used to send my assistant over to his place for keys. She got panicky over money really easily and he was always so kind and patient. Top bloke.

He now runs a key cutting business in the next town over from me. His (very cute) son went to the same school as mine.

if your neighbor doesn't have due process, you don't either, because if the cops confuse you with your neighbor, you have no way to prove you're not them.

I should start recording my sessions, we're currently at the mercy of my memory and shit has got weirder

Oh, sweet girl.

That's not what everyone thinks.

You know those posts in AITA where the poster is telling the absolute best version of the story and everyone in the post recognises them as TA?

That, but in portrait form.

That won't stop him