Netizen Kane
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Nudibranch!
a green and white sea slug with a blue nose
ALT: a green and white sea slug with a blue nose
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November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nudibranch!
I get similar symptoms, cold sweat dizziness nausea and sometimes total unconsciousness...what I find helps is a cold compress on the back of the neck, and asking to be laid out completely flat on your back. Head elevated above heart is disastrous for me but lying flat it's usually nbd
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I get similar symptoms, cold sweat dizziness nausea and sometimes total unconsciousness...what I find helps is a cold compress on the back of the neck, and asking to be laid out completely flat on your back. Head elevated above heart is disastrous for me but lying flat it's usually nbd
Airplane! holds the record for "most laughs per second" among films (and Naked Gun is 3rd!)
www.forbes.com/sites/andrew...
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Top 10 Funniest Movies Ever (As Measured In Laughs Per Minute)
The Laugh A Minute score may be the solution to those late night discussions of which movie is funniest.
www.forbes.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Airplane! holds the record for "most laughs per second" among films (and Naked Gun is 3rd!)
www.forbes.com/sites/andrew...
www.forbes.com/sites/andrew...
The Dragonborn shows up, causes a disaster, fixes the disaster, but not without leaving the institution gutted and desperate for new leadership which the Dragonborn conveniently slides into. Every guild, same story
You'd think it was an intentional scheme, if the Dragonborn wasn't obviously a moron
You'd think it was an intentional scheme, if the Dragonborn wasn't obviously a moron
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The Dragonborn shows up, causes a disaster, fixes the disaster, but not without leaving the institution gutted and desperate for new leadership which the Dragonborn conveniently slides into. Every guild, same story
You'd think it was an intentional scheme, if the Dragonborn wasn't obviously a moron
You'd think it was an intentional scheme, if the Dragonborn wasn't obviously a moron
Gotta catch 'em all!
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Gotta catch 'em all!
Twilight Imperium
Puerto Rico
Lords of Waterdeep
Wingspan
Fury of Dracula
Moonrakers
ROOT
Pax Pamir
Oceans
Dune
Rising Sun
Puerto Rico
Lords of Waterdeep
Wingspan
Fury of Dracula
Moonrakers
ROOT
Pax Pamir
Oceans
Dune
Rising Sun
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Twilight Imperium
Puerto Rico
Lords of Waterdeep
Wingspan
Fury of Dracula
Moonrakers
ROOT
Pax Pamir
Oceans
Dune
Rising Sun
Puerto Rico
Lords of Waterdeep
Wingspan
Fury of Dracula
Moonrakers
ROOT
Pax Pamir
Oceans
Dune
Rising Sun
BIG O! SHOOOOOWTIME!
a picture of a robot with the words it is big 0 tuesday
ALT: a picture of a robot with the words it is big 0 tuesday
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November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
BIG O! SHOOOOOWTIME!
Novel Bond is much more clearly a bad role model. He's a burned-out sociopathic living weapon deployed by cynical handlers, whacked out on painkillers and booze to cope with being thrown off a balcony for the ninth time this month, lovelessly fucking broads who are obviously spies Just To Feel Again
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Novel Bond is much more clearly a bad role model. He's a burned-out sociopathic living weapon deployed by cynical handlers, whacked out on painkillers and booze to cope with being thrown off a balcony for the ninth time this month, lovelessly fucking broads who are obviously spies Just To Feel Again
Kiyaaa! The Voice I Keep Hearing Is Actually A Cute Paramecium Babe Who Talks To Me By Pressing Her Micrometer Lips To My Eardrum And Screaming And She Wants To Be My Endosymbiont Lover?!?
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Kiyaaa! The Voice I Keep Hearing Is Actually A Cute Paramecium Babe Who Talks To Me By Pressing Her Micrometer Lips To My Eardrum And Screaming And She Wants To Be My Endosymbiont Lover?!?
Sonic's attitude towards Eggman seems to be "I will not take extra steps to ensure that you die, but if you happen to die because of something I did, that's on you"
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Sonic's attitude towards Eggman seems to be "I will not take extra steps to ensure that you die, but if you happen to die because of something I did, that's on you"
Watch out, someone's targeting your hair in V.A.T.S.!
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Watch out, someone's targeting your hair in V.A.T.S.!
It's no Revolutionary Girl Utena, but nothing is
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It's no Revolutionary Girl Utena, but nothing is
Why, the possibilities are endless!
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Why, the possibilities are endless!
Jeff Giantbomb, love that guy
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Jeff Giantbomb, love that guy
So often, beloved characters have no last name and people want to be able to differentiate, say, Jessie Pokémon from Jessie Toy Story from Jessie Brawl Stars. And firstname-lastname is just the quickest way to do it. (And a lot of historical last names are just variants of "John FromXtown" anyway)
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So often, beloved characters have no last name and people want to be able to differentiate, say, Jessie Pokémon from Jessie Toy Story from Jessie Brawl Stars. And firstname-lastname is just the quickest way to do it. (And a lot of historical last names are just variants of "John FromXtown" anyway)
"I thought that if I stacked enough trans bodies into a massive pile, I could climb it and reach the rim of Nazi Cliff so I can hang out on Nazi Mesa. That did not work. Sorry to those in the body pile who feel offended. I will find another way to reach Nazi Mesa, where I still very much want to go"
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"I thought that if I stacked enough trans bodies into a massive pile, I could climb it and reach the rim of Nazi Cliff so I can hang out on Nazi Mesa. That did not work. Sorry to those in the body pile who feel offended. I will find another way to reach Nazi Mesa, where I still very much want to go"