Netizen Kane
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The Hortator said unto the prince of the middle air, "Vivec you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you"
Vivec replied, "My Swag is the unwinding of sand dunes. My Smoke is the inconstancy of guaranteed emotions. My Bitch is myself: bad."
Vivec replied, "My Swag is the unwinding of sand dunes. My Smoke is the inconstancy of guaranteed emotions. My Bitch is myself: bad."
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The Hortator said unto the prince of the middle air, "Vivec you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you"
Vivec replied, "My Swag is the unwinding of sand dunes. My Smoke is the inconstancy of guaranteed emotions. My Bitch is myself: bad."
Vivec replied, "My Swag is the unwinding of sand dunes. My Smoke is the inconstancy of guaranteed emotions. My Bitch is myself: bad."
"What if a cute girl forcefemmed you and made you wear a maid costume I bet you'd get a boner from her teasing you because you're secretly-"
Brother I would get a boner if a cute girl read to me from the pages of a lawnmower owner's manual I am so desperately unfathomably lonely
Brother I would get a boner if a cute girl read to me from the pages of a lawnmower owner's manual I am so desperately unfathomably lonely
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"What if a cute girl forcefemmed you and made you wear a maid costume I bet you'd get a boner from her teasing you because you're secretly-"
Brother I would get a boner if a cute girl read to me from the pages of a lawnmower owner's manual I am so desperately unfathomably lonely
Brother I would get a boner if a cute girl read to me from the pages of a lawnmower owner's manual I am so desperately unfathomably lonely
>>the Dutch invent joint stock companies in the 1600s
>>bunch of other stuff happens
>>Marx writes "Das Kapital"
>>more stuff happens
>>it gets even worse
>>need mony
>>bunch of other stuff happens
>>Marx writes "Das Kapital"
>>more stuff happens
>>it gets even worse
>>need mony
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
>>the Dutch invent joint stock companies in the 1600s
>>bunch of other stuff happens
>>Marx writes "Das Kapital"
>>more stuff happens
>>it gets even worse
>>need mony
>>bunch of other stuff happens
>>Marx writes "Das Kapital"
>>more stuff happens
>>it gets even worse
>>need mony
EXCLUSIVE - First pre-production video footage from The Legend of Zelda movie leaked:
youtu.be/0GIJiuBMj_0?...
youtu.be/0GIJiuBMj_0?...
Zelda: A Link to the Past - Japanese TV Commercial
YouTube video by The Archivist
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
EXCLUSIVE - First pre-production video footage from The Legend of Zelda movie leaked:
youtu.be/0GIJiuBMj_0?...
youtu.be/0GIJiuBMj_0?...
I've seen dozens of Freirens but none of the Freirenposters are even remotely trying to replicate the exact angle the OP was trying to draw. It's just, "Advice for drawing this angle: don't"
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I've seen dozens of Freirens but none of the Freirenposters are even remotely trying to replicate the exact angle the OP was trying to draw. It's just, "Advice for drawing this angle: don't"
Next they're gonna tell us Zelda DOESN'T have a nine inch gock and insatiable appetite for bussy
In Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment's English localization, Zelda calls Link "a knight and a friend". This detail is not present in the Japanese version.
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Next they're gonna tell us Zelda DOESN'T have a nine inch gock and insatiable appetite for bussy
Strange that the Doobie Brothers' original "Takin' It" is so much less famous than the sequel, "Takin' It 2: The Streets"
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Strange that the Doobie Brothers' original "Takin' It" is so much less famous than the sequel, "Takin' It 2: The Streets"
Singing this to the tune of the original Dragon Ball Z Kai opening theme
"Rockstar, Rockstar, you're disgusting, we charge you with union busting," the protesters declared.
'All you had to do was follow the damn law, Rockstar!': Workers are protesting outside Take-Two after GTA 6 dev's alleged 'brazen' union-busting
"They can get used to seeing us on their doorstep."
www.pcgamer.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Singing this to the tune of the original Dragon Ball Z Kai opening theme
Oh Lord we gonna rock down to
Transgender Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Transgender Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Oh Lord we gonna rock down to
Transgender Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Transgender Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
The only upside of the moneyballers' reign is that there are constantly new declarations like "Ohtani is the first player to hit three doubles and strike out 6 or more batters since Hairy Joe Buckslop did it in 1909 playing for the Pensacola Chawbuckets"
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The only upside of the moneyballers' reign is that there are constantly new declarations like "Ohtani is the first player to hit three doubles and strike out 6 or more batters since Hairy Joe Buckslop did it in 1909 playing for the Pensacola Chawbuckets"
The great Elden Ring was shattered.
In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.
In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The great Elden Ring was shattered.
In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.
In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.
Dogg if you disrespect my homies' pronouns
they're gonna pronouns you dead on arrival
they're gonna pronouns you dead on arrival
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Dogg if you disrespect my homies' pronouns
they're gonna pronouns you dead on arrival
they're gonna pronouns you dead on arrival
Ah, a book about the making of a Quentin Tarantino film that is surely a conventional fairy tale rooted in Arthurian legend and Celtic folkl
...wait what the FUCK???
...wait what the FUCK???
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ah, a book about the making of a Quentin Tarantino film that is surely a conventional fairy tale rooted in Arthurian legend and Celtic folkl
...wait what the FUCK???
...wait what the FUCK???
Hoes have I, in sundry Counties of the Realm
October 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hoes have I, in sundry Counties of the Realm
I am not intimidated by a single person on the internet. No one and nothing on the internet actually matters. What are they going to do, post me to death? That's all they do and they're not even very good at it
October 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I am not intimidated by a single person on the internet. No one and nothing on the internet actually matters. What are they going to do, post me to death? That's all they do and they're not even very good at it
My problem with karma is it seems snowball-y. Like, you're a sinful rich man, you're reborn as a poor beggar. You're a poor beggar, you cheat and steal to survive, you're reborn as a slug. Now you're a slug, how the fuck are you supposed to cultivate punya as a slug. How do you dig out of that hole
October 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My problem with karma is it seems snowball-y. Like, you're a sinful rich man, you're reborn as a poor beggar. You're a poor beggar, you cheat and steal to survive, you're reborn as a slug. Now you're a slug, how the fuck are you supposed to cultivate punya as a slug. How do you dig out of that hole
Centaurs are bugs because they have six limbs
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Centaurs are bugs because they have six limbs
The lobster does not concern himself with correctly implementing the meme
October 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The lobster does not concern himself with correctly implementing the meme
That little fetcher with the earring and the makeup,
Yeah buddy, from Seyda Neen
That little fetcher got his own silt strider,
That little fetcher he's the Nerevarine
Yeah buddy, from Seyda Neen
That little fetcher got his own silt strider,
That little fetcher he's the Nerevarine
October 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
That little fetcher with the earring and the makeup,
Yeah buddy, from Seyda Neen
That little fetcher got his own silt strider,
That little fetcher he's the Nerevarine
Yeah buddy, from Seyda Neen
That little fetcher got his own silt strider,
That little fetcher he's the Nerevarine
Yes. Obviously. Shut the government down, no compromises. Collapse the government completely. Blue states should stop paying federal taxes. Local officials should refuse to obey the federal government and the Supreme Court. States should take over federal projects and seize federal assets by force.
September 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yes. Obviously. Shut the government down, no compromises. Collapse the government completely. Blue states should stop paying federal taxes. Local officials should refuse to obey the federal government and the Supreme Court. States should take over federal projects and seize federal assets by force.
💭Eldar Farseer stuffs herself, contemplates eating another slice of cake. Foresees that she'll burst. Contemplates eating half the slice. Foresees she'll just barely make it. Eats that much.
Contemplates eating one more bite
Then one more crumb
Xeno's Paradoxes herself to within .0001% of rupture
Contemplates eating one more bite
Then one more crumb
Xeno's Paradoxes herself to within .0001% of rupture
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
💭Eldar Farseer stuffs herself, contemplates eating another slice of cake. Foresees that she'll burst. Contemplates eating half the slice. Foresees she'll just barely make it. Eats that much.
Contemplates eating one more bite
Then one more crumb
Xeno's Paradoxes herself to within .0001% of rupture
Contemplates eating one more bite
Then one more crumb
Xeno's Paradoxes herself to within .0001% of rupture
Why didn't Jesus think to add wheels. Was he stupid
September 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Why didn't Jesus think to add wheels. Was he stupid
Tfw the stochastic terrorism you spent your whole adult life encouraging stochastically terrorizes but wrong
September 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Tfw the stochastic terrorism you spent your whole adult life encouraging stochastically terrorizes but wrong
Your likes are browsable just like your bookmarks. The only difference is that liking the post adds to its publicly viewable like count. So what is the point of bookmarks? For when you like a post so much you want to save it, but don't want to actually give it a like...?
September 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Your likes are browsable just like your bookmarks. The only difference is that liking the post adds to its publicly viewable like count. So what is the point of bookmarks? For when you like a post so much you want to save it, but don't want to actually give it a like...?
People who live in glass yums shouldn't throw yucks
September 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
People who live in glass yums shouldn't throw yucks