InvisibleMomma
@invisiblemomma.bsky.social
Devoted fan of British cookery competitions. I have both children *and* cats. I vote for Democrats because there are no better options. I live in Texas 😕
Always trust your cape.
Always trust your cape.
I mean, he wouldn't know if anything bit him on the ass unless someone saw it happen and told him
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I mean, he wouldn't know if anything bit him on the ass unless someone saw it happen and told him
Looks like they're using concealer on both hands now
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Looks like they're using concealer on both hands now
On The Great British Sewing Bee they call it "hungry bum"
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
On The Great British Sewing Bee they call it "hungry bum"
I followed him for the cat content many years ago. Didn't know he was also a writer for quite a while 😜
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I followed him for the cat content many years ago. Didn't know he was also a writer for quite a while 😜
Lowest price for Butterball maybe?
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Lowest price for Butterball maybe?
My aunt goes to a dentist named Dr. Doctor
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My aunt goes to a dentist named Dr. Doctor
But he can't read
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
But he can't read
I'm waiting for someone to claim their autopen lives in Canada
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm waiting for someone to claim their autopen lives in Canada
I have autopens everywhere.
November 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I have autopens everywhere.
Don't forget the oil. Both countries have that, too. Killing people with brown and black skin is just gravy for trump.
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Don't forget the oil. Both countries have that, too. Killing people with brown and black skin is just gravy for trump.
I wonder if the time change is going to mess with him?
People with dementia can be especially sensitive to time changes, traveling across multiple time zones, etc
Maybe he'll start sundowing at 2
People with dementia can be especially sensitive to time changes, traveling across multiple time zones, etc
Maybe he'll start sundowing at 2
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I wonder if the time change is going to mess with him?
People with dementia can be especially sensitive to time changes, traveling across multiple time zones, etc
Maybe he'll start sundowing at 2
People with dementia can be especially sensitive to time changes, traveling across multiple time zones, etc
Maybe he'll start sundowing at 2
My 85 y/o mom, who isn't apolitical but also isn't hip deep in consuming political media every day, told me on Thursday that she heard JD was going to dump his wife for Mrs Kirk.
November 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My 85 y/o mom, who isn't apolitical but also isn't hip deep in consuming political media every day, told me on Thursday that she heard JD was going to dump his wife for Mrs Kirk.
I think it looks like Noem in drag makeup
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I think it looks like Noem in drag makeup
My bestie pays $315 now. Next year - $1200. She can't afford it. Goodbye health insurance 🤷♀️
October 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My bestie pays $315 now. Next year - $1200. She can't afford it. Goodbye health insurance 🤷♀️
My conspiracy self says they're breaking up the trip to avoid potential deleterious effects of long haul flights on fragile or injured brains.
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My conspiracy self says they're breaking up the trip to avoid potential deleterious effects of long haul flights on fragile or injured brains.
I feel like they're refueling a lot more often than it seems like they should need to for this leg of the trip.
October 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I feel like they're refueling a lot more often than it seems like they should need to for this leg of the trip.
I could have used some free babysitting when my twins were younger 😂
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I could have used some free babysitting when my twins were younger 😂
I rely on your reporting but do you have to put his ugly face on every story you post?
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I rely on your reporting but do you have to put his ugly face on every story you post?