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Wow, so you're just ignorant instead of being a bad faith pedophile defender? At least that can be fixed if you're willing to actually learn.

Sanjuro is utterly fantastic. It will be a great night.

No but anyone who has spent any amount of time online has encountered scores of people who try to use "technically the term is ephebophilia, so not as bad, really" as a defense of actual pedophiles.

The realest dude, right here.

to be honest if we wanna dive REALLY deep, the answer is obvious: it has more to do with the ones doubting the possibility of sincerity. it is very difficult to fathom someones sincerity if youve slathered yourself in irony for ages and ages. this is not intended as a slight. i feel for those buds

at that point even if some buckaroo was like 'hey check out this HILARIOUS BIT where i had where i wrote 400 books of surrealist erotica over 10 years' everyone would just be like 'bud... i am not sure what to tell you. i dont think thats a bit.'

Maybe that's why it's EZ* instead of 'easy'.

*extremely zifficult

The whole war on “woke” and “cancel culture” was contrived to protect the worst people in our society and make it possible for them to keep doing despicable things to other people.

Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein

this happened! this is a thing that happened!