Nothing bad is going to happen from interacting with people on here.

I mean you might eventually be tax audited, and someone might try to talk to you about their lord and savior, but those things can happen anywhere…

You had me at “asinine replies. Yes please.

Do you think some alien civilizations have their own version of Trump? What if there’s little orange people out there somewhere in the cosmos? MAKE ALPHA BETA THREE GREAT AGAIN.

Also, his carpet butt scoots are a thing of legend.

That shirt needs a picture of a care bear on it.

But what about us creative types who specialize in crafty high quality misinformation. I mean things like “the earth is made out of crackers” and “there is no such place as Australia” aren’t going to craft themselves out of thin air…

Do it. You only live once. Shouldn’t you get a chance to taste the ban hammer from every major social media app before your time on Earth expires?

I hear that quitting Facebook for a year can help clear up nasty toe fungus.

Dude, now I’m picturing clowns dressed like fire fighters. Thanks a lot for the vivid mental imagery.

At this rate goatse might make a comeback. Let’s hope to the heavens that doesn’t happen.

Maybe give a nazi salute while standing behind a podium with the presidential seal on it. TikTok’s current management seems to love that type of thing.

I see mel never got that whole “horrible drinking problem” under control.

Are those galaxy pants?

Oversharing is caring.

Hit it harder. Use a rock and really put your shoulder into it.