Mamdani takes his suit to the dry cleaners.
“What’s this stain?”
“That’s where Trump patted me like an uncle.”
“We’re gonna have to charge extra to get that out!”

Proof that self-awareness is woke.

Elon Musk died for your sins.

At which point we get to watch the racist flailing against the general nature of everything.

I take that as meaning "We objected to a ritual rubric written by a fluent Maori speaker in Te Reo reflecting a universal eco-spirituality" At this point somebody is tying themselves in knots.

The difference being that Bishop cannot see the pimples on his back, making Dullboot the better candidate.

I think I started on one of those and gave up a third of the way through after an hour. Being asked about products I never need to buy was giving me anxiety.

I would like to see Baker dressed in a bit of Capaldi cosplay; and bring back Jameson as Leela in a new season!

At one point in my visit to Invercargill last week I did think all the 3Waters had disappeared - just a procession of wind-shattered trees.

Anticipating the video on Monday morning when he wades ashore for the first shift of the working week.

Aunties are a powerful force of nature in the universe, even white and fair skin aunties.

The American election is based on odds and points like an esoteric sport such as cricket or football.

The Fleet approves of this.