I was going to go with The Pedophile Formerly Known As Prince, but your take works, too.

Calzones are pizzas giving themselves a hug.
Or pizza curled up in fetal position.

Noooooooooo!

Also, the apostrophe goes before the T, not after, in ‘twas. It’s a contraction of “it was.” And, as we learned in first grade, apostrophes take the place of the removed letters in contractions.

Thank you! I’ve been looking for patterns for non-vanilla socks for my husband, and you have some lovelies.

And I just realized, why am I using my good thread for this project instead of the random weirdly colored stuff of indeterminate age?

Yes, I know I could have just turned the outer covers and stitched them with a bigger seam allowance. But then I would have lost some total size on the pillows, and I want to keep as much as possible. And it would get tricky to maintain stripe balance on a few of the covers.

They are not hardy enough to survive the rigors of shipping, and are therefore usually found only at farm stands or as gifts from people who have a couple of trees. They are what gives the city of Paw Paw, Michigan its name.

This is one of the driving emotions of my life. Figures the Germans would have a name for it. (In a good way)

That’s Crafting TV. Something to have on and look at occasionally while knitting or crocheting something that only takes half your attention.