Scholar of the First Zyn
@internetcowboyy.bsky.social
god’s perfect online, postmodern, esoteric, maoist, Philly sports, postpunk, light beer, throwing fits, never-been-arrested soldier
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Reskeet if you HATE America!
November 15, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Reskeet if you HATE America!
First lastfm Friday on Bluesky, reblue this thing!
November 15, 2024 at 6:05 PM
First lastfm Friday on Bluesky, reblue this thing!
Me and my On Repeat
November 14, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Me and my On Repeat
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Bro your leitmotif is playing right now, are you okay?
September 25, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Bro your leitmotif is playing right now, are you okay?
The biggest thing holding Bluesky back rn is the fact that it doesn’t have a draft folder. I enjoy my little collection of half finished “I need her so biblically I’m gonna kms” posts
November 14, 2024 at 2:01 PM
The biggest thing holding Bluesky back rn is the fact that it doesn’t have a draft folder. I enjoy my little collection of half finished “I need her so biblically I’m gonna kms” posts
She will dance again 💙🇮🇱
7/10
7/10
November 8, 2024 at 12:04 AM
She will dance again 💙🇮🇱
7/10
7/10
Okay so it turns out he wasn’t…THIS time though, he’s all the way back
Sorry to the rest of the NFC, but Jalen Hurts is all the way back
November 7, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Okay so it turns out he wasn’t…THIS time though, he’s all the way back
If you can’t find me later I’ll be
November 7, 2024 at 8:45 PM
If you can’t find me later I’ll be
Guess we’re doing this again
November 7, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Guess we’re doing this again
3L of law school is your professor saying "the supervisors were palsy walsys" in a lecture explaining employer retaliation
October 23, 2023 at 7:08 PM
3L of law school is your professor saying "the supervisors were palsy walsys" in a lecture explaining employer retaliation
February 2024: The Eagles Super Bowl parade is rolling down Broad St. AJ Brown and I make eye contact as I toss him a beer. He smashes the beer against my skull and shotguns it, killing me instantly. The crowd loves it. Everyone is happy.
October 23, 2023 at 2:39 AM
February 2024: The Eagles Super Bowl parade is rolling down Broad St. AJ Brown and I make eye contact as I toss him a beer. He smashes the beer against my skull and shotguns it, killing me instantly. The crowd loves it. Everyone is happy.
Sorry to the rest of the NFC, but Jalen Hurts is all the way back
October 23, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Sorry to the rest of the NFC, but Jalen Hurts is all the way back
Not to be that guy, but I am willing to commit any number of petty and grievous crimes to get my hands on the new le creuset colorway
October 12, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Not to be that guy, but I am willing to commit any number of petty and grievous crimes to get my hands on the new le creuset colorway
This is where I post from btw
October 12, 2023 at 1:24 PM
This is where I post from btw
Got a 12 hour ban on tw*tter for tweeting at the Brave’s mascot, free speech is dead…
October 12, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Got a 12 hour ban on tw*tter for tweeting at the Brave’s mascot, free speech is dead…
Right now the richest white girls you know are in the upper east side drafting the worst IG infographics you’ve ever seen
October 9, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Right now the richest white girls you know are in the upper east side drafting the worst IG infographics you’ve ever seen
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The difference between Al Jazeera English and CNN is so incredibly stark right now.
October 9, 2023 at 10:41 PM
The difference between Al Jazeera English and CNN is so incredibly stark right now.
Happy hour in the 4HL. The weekend has arrived.
October 6, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Happy hour in the 4HL. The weekend has arrived.
Dianne Feinstein (1933-2023)
Rest in Power
Rest in Power
September 29, 2023 at 2:12 PM
Dianne Feinstein (1933-2023)
Rest in Power
Rest in Power
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@chadwicklivingston.bsky.social glad the world greatest treason investigator is here now.
September 28, 2023 at 3:16 PM
@chadwicklivingston.bsky.social glad the world greatest treason investigator is here now.
Life SUCKS everything is FAKE and NOTHING is real
(One Adderall and a cigarette later)
There are cathedrals everywhere, for those with eyes to see.
(One Adderall and a cigarette later)
There are cathedrals everywhere, for those with eyes to see.
September 27, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Life SUCKS everything is FAKE and NOTHING is real
(One Adderall and a cigarette later)
There are cathedrals everywhere, for those with eyes to see.
(One Adderall and a cigarette later)
There are cathedrals everywhere, for those with eyes to see.
This me and the girl from Chicago I’m seeing
September 27, 2023 at 5:10 PM
This me and the girl from Chicago I’m seeing
Bro your leitmotif is playing right now, are you okay?
September 25, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Bro your leitmotif is playing right now, are you okay?
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"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.
September 25, 2023 at 12:18 PM
"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.