someone call sherlock holmes

I’m upset my brain has enough stored information about all of these things for me to recognize them and conjure images of their meaning lol.

What’s so so good about Bluesky right now is how tiny and slow paced it is. You’re not constantly refreshing to see what you’ve missed on a minute by minute basis. It subverts the addiction piece of social media.

Me leaving Twitter lol

What are tweets called on here lol. I guess just posts? Lol is this a stupid question.

BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.

Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.

I love my dad, but my dad telling me to get on Threads is all I needed to know about Threads as an app lololololol.