if this website wants to stand a chance it needs the insane people that post shit like this

reskeet if u are a fan of cetaceans

God damn it I need to start posting even harder here uh fuck fuck fuck

someone help, I bought a forum to become the mod everyone loved but even the world class losers won’t ride my dick anymore

welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:

* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"

girl: can you come over?
me in a hot air ballon: if you’re southeast of me

We are so fucking back

hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!

no hourly coyotes account yet on here why even use it

cutting off my dick to spite my balls

I ate the integrated survivability onion and now they’re kicking me out of the Pentagon

Yooooo

Elon Musk was such a bad poster, and the people who liked him were also such bad posters, that it destroyed a whole platform. I'm sure there's some other technical stuff going on about computers et cetera but that seems to be the core of it.

I’m glad I’m here, but this place needs work